This or That?

[The Little Guy]

This is kinda like a game, It also will help people see what you like better.

First read the post above you, and choose one of the selections, answer it then make your own this or that question, but you MUST answer the one above you, don't just start your own question without answering the previous post. Only have two options, no more, and no less. I'll start...

1. McDonald's

or

2. Burger King

[the tree]

If I were forced into one or the other it'd have to be Burger King although they both disturb me.


Sobering enlightenment or blissful ignorance?

[Snitchcat]

Sobering enlightenment -- being blissfully ignorant isn't for me :p


1. Gnostic

or

2. Agnostic

[NogDog]

Agnostic

1. Stravinsky

or

2. Tchaikovsky

[theuedimaster]

You bastard... I don't even know these guys. However, Time Magazine says Stravinsky is one of the most influential people of the 20th century, so I'm going with him.

(For a guy, or pretend how a guy would feel)
1. Castration - you're awake while it happens btw

or

2. suicide?

[The Little Guy]

Castration -- I wouldn't have to die.

1. Deaf

or

2. Blind

[Mr Initial Man]

Castration; I never use it anyways.

1. Desperate normalcy?
2. Shameless eccentricity?

[NogDog]

Castration; I never use it anyways.
Just a pedantic point of order here: castration applies to "them", not "it".

And now back to your regularly scheduled thread....

[pcthug]

Just a pedantic point of order here: castration applies to "them", not "it".
either way :eek:

I would much rather be deaf and seek shameless eccentricity.

In the act of achieving goals would you rather:

1. Solitary isolation
or
2. Accompanied socialization

[rhsunderground]

either way :eek:

I would much rather be deaf and seek shameless eccentricity.

In the act of achieving goals would you rather:

1. Solitary isolation
or
2. Accompanied socialization
socialization


rich and lonely
or
poor and happy

[The Little Guy]

rich and lonely

1. Fat and happy

or

2. Thin and unhappy

[KDLA]

Depends on if it is an unhealthy fat/thin or a healthy fat/thin....

for now, I'll choose thin and unhappy. It's easier to get happy than to lose weight!

Einstein
or
Berns-Lee

[Sunny G]

Einstein- He has the really cool poofy white hair and you can actually buy parts of his brain for study. *yummy*

1. oil based paint
2. latex based paint

[NogDog]

Latex (at least for house painting)

1. Blue

or

2. Red

[tine.]

red

1. cat
or
2.dog

[Kevey]

Definitely DOG. Cats are too independant...my dogs are goofballs, and the only two "people" that believe I'm a real life super hero.

1. Stucco
2. Siding (aluminum, cement(Hardy Board) or vinyl))

[NogDog]

Stucco

1. Poker
or
2. Blackjack (21)

[pcthug]

Poker.

1. Coke
or
2. Pepsi

[KDLA]

Pepsi (actually, diet pepsi!)

one five dollar bill
or
five one dollar bills

[NogDog]

Five 1-dollar bills (need to feed those vending machines)

1. Filet mignon
or
2. Prime rib

[theuedimaster]

Prime Rib.

1. Wii

or

2. PS3

[rhsunderground]

Prime Rib.

1. Wii

or

2. PS3
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


death
or
torture

[Sunny G]

Death all the way man!
I don't enjoy pain.

up

down

[NogDog]

Torture (caveat: depends on the severity and length of the torture, though)

EDIT (the Duck beat me in):

Up (I'm an optimist, I guess)

1. nVidia video chips
or
2. ATI video chips

[the tree]

ATI - if in doubt, less interesting names means better product.

Hardcore revising until I am way to tired to concentrate in lessons, or having an early night and be ignorant in lessons?

[Sunny G]

nVidia all the way man!

I use a 128mb nVidia card on my computer, and the family computer has a 128mb ati card. The family computer is faster in every respect, but games run so slow there! My computer runs the best.

Cancer

Mercury poisoning

[Sunny G]

the Duck beat me in
ya gotta watch out for those ducks! they can smell fear...

[the tree]

Cancer

Mercury poisoningThe latter, I quite like the idea of going insane.Hardcore revising until I am way to tired to concentrate in lessons, or having an early night and be ignorant in lessons?

[pcthug]

Definitely having an early night and be ignorant in lessons?

1. Brawn
or
2. Brains

[KDLA]

Brains - brawn turns to flab after age 45

Istanbul
or
Constantinople

[thewebman]

Constantinople - websites from there end with .con :D

Laptop
or
Desktop

[the tree]

Laptop, on a desk. That way, when I don't want it to be on a desk it doesn't have to be.

British Folk or French Techno?

[KDLA]

French Techno - I love to dance.

apples
or
bananas

[David Harrison]

Apples, I can't stand banana's, disgusting mush, and the smell...

Solitary or social?

[theuedimaster]

Social

I mean there's a lot of good things in being solitary, but its always good to have someone to talk to, especially when life is ****.

1. Freeze to death

or

2. Drown to death

[David Harrison]

I'd rather drown, though neither are in my top ten.

Comedy or action films?

[The Little Guy]

Comedy -- It makes me happy inside.

1. 1

Or

2. 2

[wh666-666]

lol little guy ... have to say 2 .. Its always been my favorite number and preferred it to one .. its just less of a lonely number if that makes sense!

LOVE (like the platonic kind between old couples)

OR

LUST (the kind that wants to make you dance naked on a roundabout at 4am)

????

[David Harrison]

Lust, it has nowhere near as many strings attached. By the way, I think you're alone with the naked roundabout dancing.

Rain or shine?

[wh666-666]

lol maybe i am alone with the roundabout one ... Lol british people asking rain or shine?? Has to be shine ... hate rain so much and we always have it in UK (oh btw david weathers been freaky recently huh? Hot, dry and sunny then raining the next day ... thats UK for you)

Here's one im suprised no-one has said yet, maybe because its an obvious choice

LINUX/UNIX

OR

MICROSOFT

??

[David Harrison]

Microsoft, I know my way around a lot better and it's really quite easy to stay spyware and virus free, I don't even have a firewall or antivirus on this PC and it's running perfectly fine.

Quick but excruciatingly painful death or slow drawn out death with mild discomfort throughout?

[theuedimaster]

I'd go with "slow drawn out death with mild discomfort throughout."

Pain sucks.

1. NBA

or

2. NFL

[NogDog]

Got to go with NFL for now. (If the Sixers ever get competitive again I might change my mind.)

1. NASCAR
or
2. Formula 1

[David Harrison]

No contest, Formula 1 all the way! NASCAR is boring as hell.

Would you rather be boiling hot or freezing cold?

[Paul Jr]

Freezing cold, definitely. I hate heat.

1. ATG Squats
or
2. Parallel Squats

[KDLA]

Parallel squats - ATG squats kill my knees.

Tuesday
or
Thursday?

[wh666-666]

Probably thursday, more on TV, busy but cheap to go out and nearer weekend if i get time off at weekends.

Crisps
OR
Biscuits
??

[rhsunderground]

biscuits.


IE or Frontpage?

[David Harrison]

Not really a valid comparison, but I'd go for IE, because FP is responsible for so many bad developers.

HTML 4.01 Strict or XHTML 1.1 served as application/xhtml+xml (and text/html to IE)?

[the tree]

xHTML 1.1 strict served as application/xhtml+xml to browsers that will accept it and a redirect to a text/html page explaining why they don't get to see my site for browsers that wont accept it.

The best desktop computer avaliable, or a speedboat?

[KDLA]

Speedboat - I'll get some really *hot* guys with that... much more than I will with a PC.

Michael Jackson
or
Britney Spears

[David Harrison]

Speedboat - I'll get some really *hot* guys with that... much more than I will with a PC.Depends on the guys. *rubs nipples*

Moving on from that disturbing image to a much nicer one, Britney Spears, her music sucks, but that's what the mute button is for.

Left or right handed?

[rhsunderground]

Depends on the guys. *rubs nipples*

Moving on from that disturbing image to a much nicer one, Britney Spears, her music sucks, but that's what the mute button is for.

Left or right handed?
right - the world's made for us


CD or vinyl?

[David Harrison]

Neither, I prefer MP3's. :p

Out of those two though, CD's. Because they can be easily converted into MP3's, plus they get a lot more music on than an LP does.

Up or down?

[Sunny G]

right - the world's made for us

And leftys will take over. I happen to be left handed and just as good as you crazy rightys. Even though I write left handed (and I have cool handwriting) I use a mouse right handed, and do everything else right handed as well, just so I can fit in this oppressive society.

The right side of my brain is dominant, unlike you weird left side-of-brain people.
Only leftys are in their right of mind.

UP all the way. I like escalators because you can run the opposite direction that they travel in. I once ran up an escalator going down, and it was two stories high, no joke. It was like, underground in Atlanta.

Socks and sandals

or

fruitcake

[The Little Guy]

Up, becuase that is the direction of a rollercoaster before it gets its speed.

1. Meet The Parents

or

2. Meet The Fockers

[David Harrison]

Would I rather eat socks and sandals or wear fruitcake? Hmm, tough one, I think I'd rather wear fruitcake, the sandals might be a bit chewy.

Meet the parents, I didn't like the second one as much, was a bit of a let down.

In or out?

[wh666-666]

yea i thought the same about meet the fockers .. liked the character that played gregs father (forget the actors name) but it just didnt have the same groin grabbing comedy of meet the parents i felt ..

Anyway have to say ummmm In .. (hard to know what to say to that one .. depends in which sense it means but in most In)

Politics + Power
OR
Religion + Faith
??

[David Harrison]

Hmm, politics and power or story telling and gullibility, think I'd have to go with politics and power on this one. ;)

The final dimension, time. Would you rather jump forwards or backwards in time?

[The Little Guy]

backwards, because you always move forwards if you go backwards, but you cant go back in time if you move forward in time.

BACKWARDS

What sounds worse:
1. Alarm on an alarm clock

or

2. Finger nails on a chalkboard

[David Harrison]

Alarm on the alarm clock, because that means up until that point I was asleep and I don't like being woken up.

You find a wallet with £100 (or whatever your currency is) in it, do you keep it or hand it in?

[NogDog]

Turn it in.

1. Read a good book.
or
2. Play a good video game.

[David Harrison]

Gotta be video games, and before you accuse me of having no imagination, I don't need a book to imagine.

Who would win in a fight between Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris (http://66.249.93.104/search?hl=en&q=cache:jackbauervschucknorris.com)?

[NogDog]

Chuck Norris if it's hand-to-hand, Jack Bauer if it's with guns.

1. Tube amplifiers ("valve amps" for you Brits)
or
2. Transistor amplifiers

[Sunny G]

Alarm clocks. People always freak out when they hear chalk board screeching, I don't know why. My dad does the same thing when he hears a knife on dinner plates.
It doesn't bother me in the least.

I don't mean these to be eaten, just which you prefer. The same with the socks and sandals question.

Cat food

or

Dog food

[KDLA]

Dog food - cat food has a horrendous smell that lingers all day long

crystal ball
or
tarot cards?

[David Harrison]

Tarot cards, at least it gives the person being conned something to look at.

Sunny, come on dude, that was from the previous page, keep up.

Would you rather take a ride on the space shuttle round the Earth a few times, or the Saturn V to the moon and back?

[NogDog]

To the moon, Alice!

And since mine got skipped:

1. Tube amplifiers ("valve amps" for you Brits)
or
2. Transistor amplifiers

[the tree]

Tranistor amplifiers, I need to be familar with my electronic gizmos.

Blur or Oasis?

[MstrBob]

Blur or Oasis?

Pfft, Blur.

3d or 4d?

[NogDog]

Pfft, Blur.

3d or 4d?
Which 3d? Which 4d? I mean, the universe has at least 11d (10 spatial and 1 time) according to recent theories.

Sorry, I'll let someone who has some idea what Mr. Bob is refering to answer this one. :)

[MstrBob]

Which 3d? Which 4d? I mean, the universe has at least 11d (10 spatial and 1 time) according to recent theories.

Sorry, I'll let someone who has some idea what Mr. Bob is refering to answer this one. :)

Let's leave String Theory out of this. Afterall, they still can't agree on how many dimensions there are (10? 11? 26? (42? :p)).

But no, I'll revise the question.

Cube or Tesseract?

[wh666-666]

Lol yes this thread is moving quite quickly though so i can see how sunny was still on previous postings. I was going to say in response to david on the previous page, not to be perdantic, but the final dimension is not time. For example n-dimensional space is the fifth dimension also used in mathematics and if i remember correctly from physics when i was younger nogdog is right in saying there are 10 dimensions, in working practise. Although string theory does offer a wider explanation to some relative theories it also raises alot of questions but is still just a theory and very difficult to prove or even explain all of it.

Anyway short answer is Cube. Its easier to draw and i hate mathematics (the formula behind the points of the convex hull). And then of course there's trying to explain to some people what a tesseract is.

So before we all become too brainy or our brains melt, one or the other.....

Speedo's/Y Fronts
OR
Loose Swimming Trunks/Boxer Shorts

[KDLA]

As a gal, I want to answer this one:
Loose Swimming Trunks/Boxer Shorts

It's been my experience that the guys who SHOULDN'T wear speedos, do.

legos
or
hot wheels?

[NogDog]

Hot Wheels!

1. Red wine
or
2. White wine

[wh666-666]

lol KDLA .. like old men wearing speedo's?? I cant believe you said hot wheels nogdog. I used to love my lego when i was little, a few years ago when my mum got rid of my lego i cried and was distraught (even though im an adult away from home). Anyway nogdog id have to say white. Sometimes red is nice but nothing like a bottle of chilled, refreshing white wine, drinking on the patio in summertime, bliss!

Springtime
OR
Autumn
??

[NogDog]

Spring.

1. Platypus
or
2. Wombat

[David Harrison]

Platypus, it's funnier to look at. It's just like the phrase says, even God has a sense of humour, look at the Platypus.

wh666-666, I know that the most versions of string theory require there to be 11 dimentions, however since 7 of them are apparently curled up very small, only 4 of them matter on a macroscopic scale.

Curry or salad?

[NogDog]

Curry (I hate rabbit food).

1. Science fiction
or
2. Fantasy

[David Harrison]

Definately sci-fi! :D

Star Trek or Star Wars?

[NogDog]

Star Wars if I limit it to the first two movies, Star Trek if I base it on all 6 movies.

1. Scrambled
or
2. Over easy

[wh666-666]

Im not in to the movies much but love the series of star trek. Anyway scrambled is lovely, taste and texture but over easy easier to cook, have to say scrambled though.

AMD
OR
Intel?

[David Harrison]

AMD by such a long way, have you seen the Intel dual core designs? The two cores have to communicate via the FSB which runs so much slower than the CPU itself. AMD on the other hand, the cores can communicate on the chip itself which is much more efficient, not to mention that they have a LOT more efficient memory access. Add to that that AMD are bringing out a new socket type soon, socket AM2 with 940 pins, the new chips for it will also support DDR2 RAM, not that they need the bandwidth yet, but it's good for in the future.

In short, AMD.

Diamond or gold?

[theuedimaster]

Gold. Diamond's are overrated.

1. Total freedom without guarantee of security

or

2. Guarantee of security without freedom

[David Harrison]

Total freedom, I'll take my chances.

Phillips or flathead screwdriver?

Edit: With appropriate screws obviously.

[Jick]

Flathead. Flathead screws don't strip as easy...

Cake or Ice Cream?

[The Little Guy]

Ice Cream, it tastes way better than cake, and you can eat it more offten, it sorta seems weird when I eat cake, becuase it is usually for an ocassion. But... If Ice Cream Cake counts from DQ, I would go with that, becuase then you get the best of both worlds!

Disturbed
Or
System Of A Down

[David Harrison]

System Of A Down wins overall, though I do like Disturbed - Down With The Sickness, it was used as the end music for Dawn Of The Dead and it rocked. :D

LCD or CRT monitors?

[pcthug]

LCD (Easier on the eyes when dealing with text)

Digg
or
SlashDot

[David Harrison]

Digg, never really liked /., could be the design.

Alias or 24?

[Jick]

24 all the way!

PHP or ASP?

[NogDog]

PHP

1. C Shell
or
2. Korn Shell

[rhsunderground]

PHP

1. C Shell
or
2. Korn Shell
Sea shells



american godzilla or japanese godzillas

[NogDog]

Sea shells

Sorry, that wasn't a choice.

1. C Shell
or
2. Korn Shell

[Paul Jr]

Korn Shell

1. Manual gearbox
or
2. Slushbox

[NogDog]

Manual (makes me feel like I'm in control)

1. Rembrandt van Rijn
or
2. Vincent van Gogh

[David Harrison]

Vincent, what can I say, I like the crazy.

USB or Firewire?

[theuedimaster]

Firewire, its faster and has a cooler name. (Although I do like the homely, comforting shape of the usb...)

1. Lifetime of filling college applications

or

2. Lifetime of taking SAT's

[KDLA]

1. Lifetime of filling college applications.

I can't stand it when people tell me whether or not it's time for me to turn the page.

Miles Davis
or
Theolonius Monk?

[the tree]

Miles Davis, totally.

foo or bar?

[Sunny G]

Bar, as in chocolate bars :p

Nintendo

or

Sega

[David Harrison]

Sega, they used to make all the cool games.

This or that?

[NogDog]

That.

1. <strong>
or
2. <em>

[theuedimaster]

1. <strong>, <em> is a pain in the butt.

1. University of Michigan

or

2. Ohio State University

[wh666-666]

Michigan probably. Ohio is supposed to be nice but Michigan has a certain charm.

concertina folding
OR
double folding
???

[Sunny G]

double folding- it's fun to fold paper!

Star Trek...

Klingon cloaking device

or

Romulan cloaking device

[wh666-666]

Klingon definetely. Always thought would it really, really, really hurt if you got headbutted by a klingon ?!?

Matt Damon
OR
Ben Affleck
????

[NogDog]

Matt Damon

1. Peter Gabriel
or
2. Roger Waters

[The Little Guy]

Roger Water

1. Peter Griffin
or
2. Homer Simpson

[David Harrison]

Peter Griffin, the Simpsons are OK, but Family Guy is so much better.

Physics or chemistry?

[Jupac]

Physics

Top Gear or Fifth Gear?

[David Harrison]

Top Gear, I love Jeremy Clarkson's metaphors. :D

Big strong manly man manual gearbox or sissy automatic gearbox.

[KDLA]

Sissy automatic gearbox - leaves a hand free to put on make-up, address letters, or to play drums on the dashboard

extra pepperoni
or
extra cheese?

[David Harrison]

Extra pepperoni, the pizza is already covered in cheese, what do I want more for?

Easy to see where women drivers get their reputation from if you do all that while driving.

New car or new computer?

[wh666-666]

lol david, women drivers huh! (just kidding) I know what you mean on that one KDLA, i drum agaisnt my car door alot with the stereo turned up and wind in my newly receeding hair. Have to say new car david, more valuable, even though i wouldnt be able to afford the insurance!!

Sisters
OR
Brothers
??

[KDLA]

Brothers - they don't steal your clothing.

I once changed my pantyhose while going 80 on the parkway. I consider that my all time best. Second place: On the same parkway, I once wrote the conclusion to my term paper en route to the university.
Multi-tasking is an art: some are good at it, others not. :D

Monet
or
Renoir?

[David Harrison]

Monet, sounds a bit like someone saying "money" in a weird voice, and weird voice or not, money's always good. :D

Halogen or filament bulbs?

[Sunny G]

Klingon definitely
Trick question. The two are identical.

[the tree]

Halogen, gotta love the burning whiteness.

Sugary caffine drinks, or old fasioned coffee?

Trick question. The two are identical.They have different packaging. PACKAGING!!!

[KDLA]

Old fashioned coffee - a really strongblack cup will give the same eye-popping punch as a shot of whiskey. Sugary caffeine drinks just give you indigestion.

Web site
or
Website?

[the tree]

Website, 'web' isn't an adjective.

Love or lust?

[wh666-666]

Trick question. The two are identical.

Lol thankyou tree. The technology might be the same, and im not geeky enough to remember who had cloaking first although im sure it was the klingons, wasnt it?? But i prefer klingon warbird ships, quite cool, and id prefer a kligon on my side rather than a pervy romulan (i know their not supposed to be, but they always seem pervy to me)

Anyway Tree, i asked the same on page 3,:
lol little guy ... have to say 2 .. Its always been my favorite number and preferred it to one .. its just less of a lonely number if that makes sense!

LOVE (like the platonic kind between old couples)

OR

LUST (the kind that wants to make you dance naked on a roundabout at 4am)

????

I would have to say lust. Loves great and all but you need lust all the time and hopefully love could come from that. Promise to shoot me though if im like an old married git, im already bad enough moaning about the youth of today and im still in my twenties.

Anyway, presidents:
Bush
OR
Clinton
??

[theuedimaster]

Clinton. Explaining why would start a flame war.

1. Aztecs

or

2. Mayans

[NogDog]

Mayans (Just because they're more ancient and thus more mysterious)

1. Free tickets for good seats at your favorite sporting event
or
2. Free tickets for good seats at a concert by your favorite musical group/performer

[David Harrison]

I'd take the band tickets, I'm not really into sports, unless nude female jelly wrestling counts. On a related note, Jeff Murdoch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Murdoch#Porn_Jelly) was a really funny character.

Are you a morning or an evening person?

[rhsunderground]

I'd take the band tickets, I'm not really into sports, unless nude female jelly wrestling counts. On a related note, Jeff Murdoch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Murdoch#Porn_Jelly) was a really funny character.

Are you a morning or an evening person?
evening. morning is for sleep.



miles davis or louis armstrong

[wh666-666]

lol @ nude female jelly wrestling, sounds like every mans fantasy. I actually helped a friend out recently for a job doing ice cream wrestling. Anyway miles davis is excellent but louis armstrong is classic, i would have to say louis armstrong.

Forums
OR
Blogging
??

[the tree]

Forums, they make me feel clever because there are so many dumb people on them.

Girl/boy mates or girl/boyfriend?

[David Harrison]

Girlfriend obviously.

BC or AD?

[NogDog]

BC - there's so much more of it (~15,000,000,000 years to ~2,000 years)

1. AC
or
2. DC

:p

[wh666-666]

AC. Agree with you on BC, so interesting the development of mankind before AD.

Little
OR
Large
??

[David Harrison]

Little, I'm a geek, smaller transistors means you get more of 'em on a CPU die. ;)

Would you rather have testicular/ovarian cancer, or AIDS?

[NogDog]

Testicular cancer: it can be cured some percentage of the time, so far you just have to cope with HIV/AIDS.

1. Tenor
or
2. Baritone

[Jupac]

Baritone(singer?) , but I perfer TUBA ;)

Dog or Cat?

[The Little Guy]

Dog, they more dependent than a cat, so that means they want to be around you more.

1. Inside the box
or
2. Outside the box

[David Harrison]

Outside, it's far to cramped in there, what with 6 billion people still thinking in it. ;)

Do you prefer wireless or wired keyboard and mouse?

[theuedimaster]

At the moment, wired. Wireless seems a bit odd for me right now; I haven't used it that much.

1. Pacific

or

2. Atlantic

[David Harrison]

Atlantic, I've never seen the Pacific.

If you had the power to go back in time and prevent someone from being born, who would it be, Adolf Hitler or George Bush?

[NogDog]

Dude, that's way too easy. Adolph caused more useless loss of innocent lives by several orders of magnitude over both Georges combined. If only he'd been half as inept as Dubbya, maybe World War II would never have happened (or at least ended a lot faster).

1. Lager
or
2. Ale

[pcthug]

Definetly Ale... *cough* I mean - pft... I'm too young to drink alcholic beverages, Therefore I couldn't possibly have a personal preference :D

Would you rather wake up tomorrow with an absence of all limbs, or permanent brain damage?

[David Harrison]

Hmm, that's a tough one, I guess it depends on if I'd be aware of the brain damage or not. To be on the safe side though, I think I'd rather have no limbs.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

[The Little Guy]

That one has already been asked (First Page), but I would rather be blind, because I could laugh at theings other people were talking about.

1. Siting around all day non-intensive job
or
2. Moving around all day fast pace intensive job

(Both pay the exact same, and have the exact same benefits)

[David Harrison]

I'd want something to keep me occupied, so the fast paced one.

Would you rather be great looking and dumb as a post, or ugly as sin and more intelligent than Stephen Hawking?

[KDLA]

great looking and dumb as a post
- it's cheaper (and less painful) to get educated than have plastic surgery

salmon
or
tuna?

[David Harrison]

Tuna, everyone told me salmon tasted the same as tuna, so I tried some, everyone LIED.

If you had the choice, would you rather have been born male or female?

[The Little Guy]

Male, because then I wouldn't be attracted to the females, unless I was a lesbian...

1. your eyeballs gouged out by a spoon
or
2. your head hair slowly get pulled out of your head, along with your scalp

[the tree]

Male, because then I wouldn't be attracted to the females, unless I was a lesbian... :confused:

Probably the second, I don't like my hair anyways.


1st degree burns or complete frostbite?

[David Harrison]

First degree burns, no contest.

Btw, Little Guy, this doesn't make any sense, "Male, because then I wouldn't be attracted to the females, unless I was a lesbian..." When's the last time you saw a male lesbian?

Football or cricket? (And I mean actual football, you know, the one where you only use your feet, hence the name.)

[CrazyMerlin]

lmao!

Hmmm...Man U or watching grass grow eh?

Football any day!

You get the lads round, kick the girls out, open a crate and its the start of a beautiful day!!! ;o) Until your team loses!!!

Axe or Chainsaw???

[David Harrison]

Well, an axe is silent, so you can creep up on your victim, but if you're using an axe then creeping probably isn't your style. I'd have to go with the chain saw, you can use it with far more precision, slowly bringing it closer and closer to their face until...

Oh, chain saws can cut trees down quicker too.

I think I may know the answer for this one already, but do you prefer to use a WYSIWYG editor or hand code?

[pcthug]

WYSINWYG so Hand coding for me!

Oxygen or Hydrogen?

[David Harrison]

Hydrogen, from that you can make anything you like providing you have enough of it. ;)

Which power would you rather have, the ability to fly or the ability to become invsible?

[KDLA]

To be invisible.
I'm scared of heights, and as already pointed out, not a good driver.

Emily Post
or
Ann Landers?

[rhsunderground]

anne. i don't know emily post.


starving to death or burning to death?

[David Harrison]

Hmm, that's a tough one, I think I'd choose burning to death. I'm sure it's a lot more painful, but it's a lot quicker too.

Would you rather be punched in the face by a heavy weight boxer or hit by a truck?

[wh666-666]

Hit by a truck david, so long its a high enough speed so then it would be a quicker death than being plummelled by a guy five times my size. (if it was a female heavyweight though i might prefer that to the truck, might as well get aroused before being killed)

Plaintiff
OR
Defendant
??

[The Little Guy]

Plaintiff -- Sounds a little bit easier than a Defendants job.

What would you rather be able to live without (And still have a normal life)?

1. Food
OR
2. Oxygen

[David Harrison]

Oxygen, that way I could swim deep deep down in the oceon without coming up for air or having to lug a huge tank around. Also, food isn't just to keep you alive, it also has a taste and I happen to like the taste of some foods.

If you were facing the death penalty and you could choose your method of execution, would you pick the electric chair or hanging?

[rhsunderground]

hanging - much more fail-safe


football or football (i think you know what i'm getting at)

[David Harrison]

Yeah, I know what you mean, football or rugby played by pansies with body armour, in which case I'd have to say football.

Which would you rather have, some extremely high quality, top brand, surround sound speakers, or an HD TV capable of displaying 1080p quality video?

[The Little Guy]

Surround Sound Speakers!!! I could hook it up to my T.V. or some sort of radio, and have very nice quality, while playing loud.

1. Go streaking
Or
2. Watch someone streak

[David Harrison]

Watch someone streak, preferably a female someone. Streaking definately isn't for me, I'm a private person.

Would you rather go out for a meal at a fancy restaurant, or invite all your mates round and get a take-away.

[The Little Guy]

Here in the US, we/I call take-away "Take-Out" (since your taking it out of the restaurant). So that Is what I assume your talking about, and that is the one I pick. I hate fancy meals, I like simple stuff. But I will eat at a non fancy sit down restaurant. So... Take-Out All the way!!

1. Glasses (Bifocals)
Or
2. braces

[rhsunderground]

glasses. braces are too much of a hassle.

schedule
or
spur of the moment

[The Little Guy]

Spur the moment! It makes life more blind.

1. Chess
or
2. Checkers

[David Harrison]

Well I always lose at both, but draughts is over quicker, so draughts. I pwn at othello though.

If you were going to die tomorrow, would you want to know today?

[The Little Guy]

No. It would make that last hours suck.

1. Adam Sadler
Or
2. Chris Farley

[Daniel T]

Adam Sandler

1. Telekenisis (move stuff with your mind)
2. Pyrokenisis (set stuff on fire with your mind)

[David Harrison]

Telekinesis, whereas pyrokinesis would always be very destructive, with telekinesis I could be as gentle or as violent as I like, it's a much wider range.

I you had all the powers of superman, would you go out of your way to use them for good, or just use them for what you want?

[wh666-666]

ooooo definetly chess ... far more challenging

Knob
OR
Lever
??

[David Harrison]

Or you could answer a question from this page...

[wh666-666]

ohh sorry david. Clicked on the wrong page number, il book an eyetest tommorow. lol. Anyway if i had the powers of superman at first id just use them for what i want, hey whos gonna argue with me unless they have some kyptonite!

Anyway il re-ask now:
Knob
OR
Lever
??

[KDLA]

Lever.

Snoopy
or
Woodstock?

[wh666-666]

ooooooooo snoopy although i love snoopy and woodstock .. Always wanted to go to a fancy dress as snoopy with woodstock on my arm (no im not mentally ill just a peanuts fan)

Women
OR
Men
??

[The Little Guy]

Women, Since I am a straight guy, I like women.

pizza
or
pasta

[David Harrison]

Pasta, so many different types, and all so nice, but pizzas can have all sorts of revolting things on, like fish and pineapple.

Would you rather be poked in the eyes or kicked in the crotch?

[KDLA]

Kicked in the crotch - what have I got to lose? (answer from the female....)

Sour cream
or
Guacamole?

[The Little Guy]

Sour cream. I have yet to taste guacamole

Paintball
or
Air Soft

[wh666-666]

Trust me KDLA, being kicked in the crotch really hurts if your a bloke, be thankful your a woman! Anyway little guy id have to say paintball. Really fun watching it splat against people although can be painful.

Helicopters
Or
Planes
??
(presuming your rich from an IT boom)

[David Harrison]

Aeroplanes, you can do all sorts of stunts in them, helicopters are kinda limited though.

Would you rather lose all motor function, or lose all sense of touch (which would include pain too).

[wh666-666]

lol true .... yea but with a helicopter you can hover and take shortcuts to work! lol .. anyway id prefer to lose all sense of touch david. If i ever became a vegetable hopefully someone would be kind enough to shoot me repeatedly in the head.

Honey
Or
Golden syrup?

[Daniel T]

Syrup. Aunt Jemima's Maple Syrup. On pancakes. Mmmmmm.

Slurpees
or
Slush puppies

(if you don't know the difference... slush puppies are more granulated)

[David Harrison]

lol true .... yea but with a helicopter you can hover and take shortcuts to work!Obviously you've never heard of the Harrier. ;)

I'd have to go with slush puppy, I've never heard of the other one.

Would you rather have a finger or toe cut off?

[Daniel T]

Obviously a toe. What good are toes?

Stealth
or
Kamikaze

[David Harrison]

Stealth, beacuse kamikaze is a suicide plane bombing...

OK then, would you rather have a finger AND a toe cut off, or er ... your most sensitive area removed (and no, for any smart arses out there, I don't mean the tongue, or fingertips or anything like that).

[Daniel T]

Clearly, the finger and toe. 'Cause, you know, when I get that feeling I need a sexual healing.

America sucks, as does the entire United Kingdom.
or
Canada rules.

[theuedimaster]

America sucks, as does the entire United Kingdom. I would go with Canada rules, but they take it too much from the U.S. Yes, they don't have many people, but they should still take a more active stance in what they belive in.

1. Protoss

or

2. Terrans

[Jupac]

Terrans more fun to play with, but I like Zerg the best Super Lings + Gaurd :)

[Nicodemas]

Terrans



1. Marco Polo

2. Hide-and-Seek

[the tree]

Hide and seek is awesome when you've been working late and there's only a few of you in school and it's all dark.

Eating all the sugar you like, drinking all the coffee you like, smoking all you like, and still having perfect teeth or kicking your dentist in the face, just once.

[David Harrison]

Well I don't smoke, and I don't like coffee, but I really like Coke, so I'd take the first option.

HD DVD or Blu-ray?

[the tree]

I don't like coffeeIn which case you may no longer carry the title of geek. Hang your head in shame, as the l33t masters cast you down, n00b!

DVD because I don't want to buy another drive.

[Daniel T]

DVD because I don't want to buy another drive.
HD DVD. You'll have to buy another drive regardless. And since you screwed it up (way to go!) I'll start it up again...

A decatant chocolate cake with chocolate icing on top AND in the middle, with all sorts of goodies spread on top,
OR,
a nice healthy salad.

[Sunny G]

I don't like coffee
And you call yourself a geek. You're a webdeveloper moderator, and you don't like coffee! You have shamed us all!

I'll take the cake any day!!!! Who needs salad...

Thousand island dressing
or
Ranch dressing

[KDLA]

Ranch - clumsy people like me like things that don't stain

diaper rash
or
colic?

[wh666-666]

I shouldnt get either but diaper rash preferrably. Its easier to treat, stop having accidents or clean them up! lol

Anyway if you had the choice to choose your own gender and sexuality entailed before you were born regardless of your gender now would you:

Prefer to be born a woman
OR
A man
??

[theuedimaster]

A man.... I couldn't imagine myself without a... yea.... anyways, its cool to have that genetic thing that makes us guys more athletic. Yum.

1. Chocolate

or

2. Vanilla

[wh666-666]

really uedimaster? Im a bloke but if i had the choice i would prefer to be born a woman .. im hetrosexual and not talking about a sex change but in my view women have it far easier in society but its personal preference and respect your answer ... maybe i should have said something like circumcision or having an elephant crush your testicles? lol anyway short answer chocolate. What is the chuffing point in vanilla .. plain and boring!

Navy
Or
Army
??

[dthurman1432]

I would have to go with the Navy. Everybody be loosin arms in the Army

in the butt
or
in the stuff
?

[David Harrison]

"stuff"?

[wh666-666]

(lol yes david ... in the stuff does sound rather confusing but wouldnt it ultimately be better than in the butt!!!!?) {also every navy guy thinks about arses, hey they have alot of time down in a submarine with no women}

[David Harrison]

I wasn't answering, I just don't know what it means.

[wh666-666]

ditto

[wh666-666]

do i see tumbleweeds blowing across? be a shame to let such a good thread die cos brill idea little guy. Anyway since dthurman isnt gonna tell us what 'in the stuff means' which frankly confuses us all il just ask:

Spring
OR
Autumn
??

[David Harrison]

Autumn, because it will confuse Americans everywhere, though admittedly that's not difficult. Observe:

COLOUR

Anyway, would you rather be stuck in traffic or have a flat tire?

[the tree]

Flat tire, because I'd just hop on my bike or take a bus or a train or whatever.

Liverpool FC or West Ham U?

[wh666-666]

west ham ... although im not a great fan of national football but world cup should be good!! Who does everyone think will win??

Anyway
Squash
OR
Tennis
??

[David Harrison]

Tennis, squash is the only ball game where it's possible for the ball to crush one of your eyes, I don't imagine that being pleasent.

Would you rather break a leg or an arm?

[Sunny G]

I don't want to break an arm, so I don't hinder my ability to type :p

peppermint or wintermint?

[Jupac]

uhhh whats the differance? Wintermint, becuase i was born in Winter



Nike or Addias

[pcthug]

Theres nothin like Nikes fresh out the box.

Hard and fast
or
Slow and soft

[wh666-666]

hard and fast! Definetly. mmmmm anywayzz

Kelkoo
OR
Amazon?

[the tree]

Amazon, I go with the biggest names unless I have a good reason not to.

Shooting a puppy or hitting your girlfriend?

[dthurman1432]

Well I know if I shot a puppy my girlfriend would definately hit me. But I would make sure to hit it in a non vital part of the body, then take it home stick it in the head with a knife and eat it.

Fart in public?
or
Caught picking your nose?

[the tree]

If it's fairly silent and I'm moving and I'm not on the tube, then the former.

I.T. or I.C.T.?

[David Harrison]

I would make sure to hit it in a non vital part of the bodySo that instead of killing it instantly, it'd suffer. What's your logic there? You're girlfriend won't hit you after she's dumped you?

IT obviously, I hate it when people call it ICT.

Shooting your girlfriend or hitting a puppy?

[the tree]

Hitting a puppy, I imagine that makeouts would loose thier awesomeness with a corpse.

Shooting your hit or girlfriending your puppy?

[David Harrison]

I think I'd rather shoot my hit, because that would make me a hitman, and that's cool. Girlfriending a puppy sounds a bit like beastiality, which isn't on my list of top 10 fun things to do (it's actually number 11, but it was a close call).

If you could take a caffeine pill/injection/whatever instead of drinking coffee, would you? (Assuming you drink coffee in the first place.)

[wh666-666]

lol very funny reading on the puppy/girlfriend issue david/tree. I dont drink coffee but drink coke by the litre which has caffiene in. I dont need the caffene hit (apart from promotional working which take caffiene pills and alch) but without caffiene id be in bed for far too long each day. I prefer to work my way up to a jittery stage david so id say no.

UK
OR
USA
??

[Jupac]

USA, UK dosen't have California : )

Me or Rizz??

[David Harrison]

Oooh, you know I love you more baby, why do you make me say it?

Moving swiftly on, full body wax or a genital piercing?

[pcthug]

I suppose they both would inflict large amounts of pain, but the piercing would be over alot quicker and would be something cool to show the gf.

If you had a time machine that could only work once, would you go 175 years:
a) Fowards in time
b) Back in time

[David Harrison]

Definately forward in time, just imagine the advances in computer technology and space travel. The past is boring.

Would you prefer to be boiling hot or freezing cold?

[the tree]

Freezing cold, because I could put a jacket on but there is no such easy sollution to being too hot.

Being able to ride a unicycle perfectly or being able to juggle nine clubs?

[Sunny G]

I can juggle actually (for about ten seconds).

I think being able to ride a unicycle would be totally awesome.

Hold the pickles
or
Hold the onions

[The Little Guy]

There both soooo good, but I probably would have to say hold the pickles.

If there was life after death, which one would your rather be...
1. An earthquake
or
2. A Hurricane

[Sunny G]

I like Hurricanes- storms, lightning, but I'd stay away from humanity. I don't want to hurt anyone.

Predator
or
Alien

[David Harrison]

Predator, they have loads of cool weapons, but the aliens just have claws, tail whip and head bite.

Full English breakfast or continental breakfast?

[the tree]

Full English, I needs my protien.

Whilst eating said breakfast: Radio 4, or some form of music?

[KDLA]

No music - I like to read while I eat. I listen to music at work.

Spiral Notebook (no perforated clean-cut edge - the kind where you yank and pray your page will remain intact)
or
Drippy ink pen?

[the tree]

Spiral Notebook, I don't need to take bits of paper out, most of the time.

The love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?

[David Harrison]

Well since I don't smoke, I'd have to go with rumpy pumpy.

Would you rather be subjected to chinese water torture or burned alive?

[The Little Guy]

burning alive sounds not fun, and I have never heard of chinese water torture, so i'll go with the chinese thing.

running up an infinite amount of stairs
or
running up and down an infinite amount cars on the free way

[Jupac]

Stairs becuase you can always sit down, while on the freeway your gona get ran over.

DSL or Cabel

[The Little Guy]

CABLE!! Its much faster.

West Side
or
East Side

[the tree]

East side, I know nothing about either?

North of the river or South of the river?

[pcthug]

South of the river, I know nothing about either?

Bold or Italic

[the tree]

Italic, bold just doesn't have any class.

City centre or remote country side?

[Waylander]

remote country side, the air and water is clean!

Zerg?
or
Protoss?

[pcthug]

As I'm not a fan of the StarCraft series I choose Protoss, It sounds cooler I guess.

Southern Hemisphere
or
Northern Hemisphere

[David Harrison]

Having never been to the southern hemisphere, I guess I'm somewhat biased, so I'm gonna say Northern.

Doom or Quake?

[wh666-666]

oooo doom .. although quake is better in my opinion you cant beat doom .. i remember when it first came out and you used to be able to play on public networks before system administrators started catching on ... ahhh memories

sony PSP
OR
Nintendo DS
??

[the tree]

Nintendo DS. I don't do video games but a good friend of mine tells me that she trusts Nintendo's reputation in the handheld-console market.

MC Hammer (the guy who did "Can't touch this")
or
House of Paine (the guys who did "Jump Around")
?

[David Harrison]

Jump Around is a great song, Can't Touch This is just really f' annoying.

You've been picked to go on the first manned flight to Mars, but there's a 50% chance you might die. Do you go or do you play it safe and stay on Earth?

[Sunny G]

I'd stay on earth. The trip to mars is what... about 7 or more years?
So.. 7 years of complete boredom, then there is the slight chance you die.

Wood floor
or
tile floor

[David Harrison]

The trip wouldn't be 7 years, there's no way you'd be able to take enough to eat for 14 years + surface time. All the same, even if it was 7 years there and back, ARE YOU KIDDING??!?! STAY AT HOME? Don't you want to be the Neal Armstrong of Mars?

Moving on, tile, I don't like wood, it creaks.

Would you rather die of electrocution or being burned alive?

[the tree]

With electocution it's possible to die without even noticing. Then again being burned alive would imply that I was being punished for being a warlock, which would be awesome so if I get to spend my living hours as a warlock, I'll go for that.

Which would you rather have a complete understand of all aspects of:
Love
or
Quantum Mechanics
?

[David Harrison]

Quantum Mechanics, love is expensive. Oh and some other b*ll*cks about it being romantic discovering love for yourself.

LCD or plasma?

[wh666-666]

plasma ... far better even thought the bank manager doesnt agree!!

wheelchair
OR
crutches
??

[David Harrison]

Crutches, surely the ol' legs would start to ache if I sat down all day.

Serve in heaven or reign in hell?