A poem.

[Mr Initial Man]

A programmer started to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping 'round in his head
was: while(!asleep()){sheep++;}

[scragar]

nice, shame I've seen the while(!asleep()){sheep++;} thing before though(thinkgeek maybe?).

[Mr Initial Man]

A friend of mine showed it to me, so it's not original.

[toicontien]

A coworker of mine wrote a haiku about Internet Explorer. :)

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and broken stylesheet.
Guess which has occurred?