You know you've been coding too much when...

[mawood]

You know you've been coding too much when you go home to your spouse and say "If today equals good alert 'Hi Honey.' else alert 'Leave me alone, honey.'".

[swon]

:D

[TheOnlyCreature]

var moodHoney = get honey.mood

if moodHoney = good
{
alert 'How was your day!'
} else {
if moodHoney = period
{
leave.honey.alone
} else {
alert 'What's for dinner?'