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Conor
04-18-2004, 01:17 AM
I applied for a job at my local Apple store today. That would be like the best job ever, getting to work with something I love. Man I really hope I got it, wish me luck!

PeOfEo
04-18-2004, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by RefreshF5
Man I really hope I got it, wish me luck! Good luck. I am going to take a class in A+ this summer I hope (i need to get info on it like cost, how long etc) so I can work at a local comp store here during the year.

steelersfan88
04-18-2004, 10:04 AM
good luck :)

Daniel T
04-18-2004, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by RefreshF5
I applied for a job at my local Apple store today.
I like how you make it sounds so trivial. "my local Apple store" :D Our nearest 'Apple store' is at least 4 hours away. Anyway, good luck man!
-Dan

PeOfEo
04-18-2004, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by DanieLTomaS
I like how you make it sounds so trivial. "my local Apple store" :D Our nearest 'Apple store' is at least 4 hours away. Anyway, good luck man!
-Dan Our apple store is right next to our apple cemerary.

Daniel T
04-18-2004, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by PeOfEo
Our apple store is right next to our apple cemerary.
<?php
if($PeoMeant == "cemetary")
{
print("WTF is an 'Apple cemetary?'");
}
else if(!($PeoMeant == "cemetary"))
{
print("<a href='http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cemerary'>cemerary</a>");
}
else
{
print("You feelin' OK Peo?");
}
?>
I hope you can read that Peo. I know it's not in your language. I did that mainly just to piss you off. It's the weekend though, so it's good to have some fun.
-Dan

freak
04-18-2004, 02:40 PM
Good luck!

buntine
04-18-2004, 03:29 PM
Heres that MASSIVE program in C.

if (strcmp(PeoMeant, "cemetary"))
printf ("WTF is an \'Apple cemetary?\'");
else if(!strcmp(PeoMeant, "cemetary"))
printf("<a href=\"http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cemerary\">cemerary</a>");
else
printf("You feelin' OK Peo?");

:D :D

PeOfEo
04-18-2004, 03:59 PM
in java

public class Peotalk{
public static void main(String Peomeant) {
if (peomeant == "cemetary") {
System.out.println("WTF is an 'Apple cemetary?");
}
else if (Peomeant != "cemetary") {
System.out.println("go here:<a"
& "href=\"http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cemerary\">cemerary</a>");
}
else {
System.out.println("You feelin' ok Peo?");
}
}
}


and in vb.net as if it were in an asp.net page

<script runat="server">
Sub Page_Load(Src As Object, E As EventArgs)
dim peomeant as string
peomeant = request.QueryString("peomeans")
if peomeant = "cemetary" then
lblpeomeant.text = "WTF is an 'Apple cemetary?"
else if peomeant <> "cemetary" then
lblpeomeant.text = "<a href=\"http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cemerary\">cemerary</a>"
else
lblpeomeant.text = "You feelin' ok Peo?"
end if
end sub
</script>


An apple cemetary is the place where people take their apples right after they buy them because they are broken and junky.

steelersfan88
04-18-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by PeOfEo
An apple cemetary is the place where people take their apples right after they buy them because they are broken and junky. nice peo :)

Jona
04-20-2004, 12:49 AM
JavaScript version. This is fun, we ought to post and see how many translations of the same program we can get in different languages.


meaning = (peoMeant=="cemetary")?"WTF is an 'Apple Cemetary'?":(peoMeant=="cemerary")?"<a href=\"http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cemerary\">cemerary</a>":"You doin' OK, Peo?";
alert(meaning);

steelersfan88
04-20-2004, 01:07 PM
only problem is that the link will not work since it won't parse in the alert, but I like the idea :)

My favorite, VB:Private Sub cmdHuh_Click()
Dim PeoMeant As String
PeoMeant = "..."
MsgBox(GetMeaning(PeoMeant))
End Sub

Private Function GetMeaning(PeoPhrase As String) As String
If PeoPhrase = "cemetary" Then
' ...
ElseIf PeoPhrase = "cemetary" Then
' ...
Else
' ...
End If
End FunctionIn full application mode too :)

Jona
04-20-2004, 05:06 PM
We should do like the 99 bottles on the wall song or something. lol.

Edit: By the way, good "luch," F5. ;)

steelersfan88
04-20-2004, 05:10 PM
well its the new off topic forum ,so whoever wants to lead us thru ...

rhsunderground
04-23-2004, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by PeOfEo
An apple cemetary is the place where people take their apples right after they buy them because they are broken and junky..
i thought that was the apple store...:p
here's the code in AOL :
<AOL type="chatroom">
if($POMnt == "dedzon")
{
prnt("WTF is 'Apl dedzon?'");
}
els if(!($POMnt == "dedzon"))
{
prnt("<a href='http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+dedzon>dedzon</a>");
}
els
{
prnt("r u ok PO?");
}

</AOL>
.