my life

[luke0]

when i first started web developers i was lazy but now im doing a ecdl course at a it center and im going to collage in september to do programming





please put your life story here thankx lol:p

[Robert Wellock]

It would take too long but basically I was born a genius, went to school and university then became a professional slacker... Then one day the Dark God of XHTML appeared to me in a dream and told me to become the XHTML Master.

[buntine]

Luke, your life story is pretty damn short. :p

Im god.

Regards,
Andrew Buntine.

[Robert Wellock]

But you have to remember he is a proficient loafer hence why his biography was a little short.

[rhsunderground]

born too damn smart for my own good. did 1st and 2nd grade in one year. moved 4 times. am now here, picking my nose and wondering why my knee hurts so much, and waiting to graduate.

[akadis]

damn i feel....stupid....

im no genious, im in 10th grade and i live in cleveland ohio usa, and i started webdevelopment a few months ago

[buntine]

Hey, we all started somewhere.;) Someday, you'll be a perfect specimen of the human species -- like me.

Regards,
Andrew Buntine.

[rhsunderground]

Originally posted by buntine
Someday, you'll be a perfect specimen of the human species -- like me.

is that a good thing? :p

[Daniel T]

My life summed up in 8 short paragraphs. (http://216.36.173.149/bio.php) ;)
-Dan

[Paul Jr]

Huh...?

[PeOfEo]

I can summarize my life in one sentance. I am awesome.
http://quasi-ke.servebeer.com/pics/mylife those are some o' my pics, I have a bunch more I did not scan because I got lazy... I need a digital camera.

[buntine]

is that a good thing?

Nar, perfection is so late 90's

[Jona]

Born here, raised here, err grew up here, lived here, live here, will live hear for the next days, uhh... Started Web Dev 'bout two years ago, or so... Started with a humongous HTML 4.0 book that a friend lent me for like two weeks... Before that I did a lot of computer stuff on reprogramming SNES video games, and I did a lot of reading on computer history in an old VB 2.0 book. :p I've never taken any classes, last year I got a JavaScript book (which wasn't nearly as good as I'd have liked... I wouldn't recommend [i]"Advanced JavaScript Techniques (http://wired-man.com/)" to anyone... I'd go with The JavaScript Bible or JavaScript: The Definitive Guide. Too bad I made the wrong choice... A new JavaScript book isn't worth the $50, for me, since I tend to avoid using it. And XHTML/CSS is too easy... I could use a PHP book, but then I have PHP.net and Zend.com, which teach me all I need to know. And if I still can't figure it out, I have this great, big, awesome, radical forum full of Mozilla zealots, Micro$oft haters, Micro$oft err lovers, and all kinds of other energetic people whom I can ask just about anything I want - especially now with the addition of this forum - and am sure to get some kind of an answer (usually an accurate one).

That's... uh, a brief but detailed-in-some-parts story of... the last two years of my life. :D

[nshiell]

Well lets c.
went to school, did computing at college, started making web sites, moved out not got internet yet...

AGGGGGG!!!!! :eek:

etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. :rolleyes:

[PeOfEo]

Originally posted by buntine
Nar, perfection is so late 90's yes now its all about that, I just got out of bed and really do not care about life anymore look. We must all do things half as... butted... am I allowed to say that dreaded a word here?

[Paul Jr]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
We must all do things half as... butted... am I allowed to say that dreaded a word here?
I've been doing that for the past 15 years, and now it's the new fad, eh? Am I going to be called a poser or something now?! :p

[Daniel T]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
We must all do things half as... butted... am I allowed to say that dreaded a word here?
Hmmm... Let's see:

ASS

Well, if it doesn't censor it, I imagine we're allowed to use it ;)
-Dan

[rhsunderground]

i'm out of school in 16 calender days, and i've had senioritis since 3rd grade. that's when i stopped doing homework.

[PeOfEo]

DanieLTomaS, quit being such a smart ass. Paul why would we call you a poser if you really are a lazy ass? Well my ass hurts from sitting here so I am going to get my ass in bed. Ass ass ass , assy ass ass munchin ass. :D. Ha, I could have been talking about a donkey!

[Paul Jr]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
Paul why would we call you a poser if you really are a lazy ass?
I dunno. It always seems that the people who are doing the thing before the thing becomes a fad are called posers when the thing becomes a fad.

[Daniel T]

Originally posted by Paul Jr
I dunno. It always seems that the people who are doing the thing before the thing becomes a fad are called posers when the thing becomes a fad.
No, those people just have influence, they aren't posers. Posers are the people who try to do the thing because it is a fad, even if they make total asses of themselves.
-Dan

[Paul Jr]

Originally posted by DanieLTomaS
No, those people just have influence, they aren't posers. Posers are the people who try to do the thing because it is a fad, even if they make total asses of themselves.
-Dan
Ahhh, so I have influence! Buwahahahahahaha! :D :D :D

[scottymac]

Some of us are immature about using those words ...

[davidbrent]

you've lost me

[PeOfEo]

Originally posted by scottymac
Some of us are immature about using those words ... my ass hurts from reading your post ;)

[Dark Dragon]

ARGH! Too many unclean words! My virgin eyes are burning! :D

[rhsunderground]

Originally posted by Dark Dragon
ARGH! Too many unclean words! My virgin eyes are burning! :D
yeah, i almost thought that, but then i realized: it made it through the filter, so it can't be that dirty. but of course, i'm sure that since it's on the internet, which was started from such a delightful acronym as ARPANET, that it's perfectly alright.


i wish...

[Jona]

Originally posted by Dark Dragon
ARGH! Too many unclean words! My virgin eyes are burning! :D

ROTFL! A friend of mine said the same thing the other day, totally classic.

[luke0]

it will make my day if i was a mod:confused:

[soccer362001]

I'm sure it would make everybody's day if they were a mod.

[Daniel T]

It would make MY day if this thread was left alone, seeing as it's ages old and it's filling up my inbox for no reason :(

[PeOfEo]

Originally posted by luke0
it will make my day if i was a mod:confused: onofficial rule is you need to be 16 or higher. Also they want someone who has been around for a long long time and has a ton of posts. I do not think they will be asking more people if they want to be mods because we have quite a few.

[Jona]

Originally posted by soccer362001
I'm sure it would make everybody's day if they were a mod.

For about 3 seconds before everyone's posts ended up deleted and everyone and their sister's half-brother is banned. :D

[PeOfEo]

Originally posted by Jona
For about 3 seconds before everyone's posts ended up deleted and everyone and their sister's half-brother is banned. :D If everyone were mod it would not be cool anymore and everyone would want to be a super mod or an administrater.

[Jona]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
If everyone were mod it would not be cool anymore and everyone would want to be a super mod or an administrater.

Power hungry buzzards...

[PeOfEo]

Well when everyone is a mod its just not cool. Its like communism, when no one is poor and everyone has a few bucks and some vodka soaked bread, it just makes the previously well off want to get richer and make the poor poor again. Thats a terrible analogy, but when everyone is a mod it is no longer rarified air us mods are breathing, so we need to opress you guys :p

[MstrBob]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
rarified air

"Rarified" I like that word. Anywho, Peo, stop using Russian Pseudo-Communism to justify the Oligarchy here on these boards! We take your oppressive rule without [much] complaint, stop trying to justify yourself with Divine Rule!

Took my European History Final today, can you tell? :p

And anyway, mods are only semi-cool. Everyone knows that super-mods and admins are sexier. :D

[PeOfEo]

When did I say it was devine rule? Its just a fine point of darwinism. I am smarter then you, so you will be my servant... that is that. :p vladdy will disaggree lol. The lady of the lake bestowed apon me excalibur -> A WATERED DOWN TART DISPENSING SWORDS IS NOT THE BASIS FOR A SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT.

[rhsunderground]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
I am smarter then you, so you will be my servant... that is that.i have to say that a lot, especially at work.

Originally posted by PeOfEo
The lady of the lake bestowed apon me excalibur -> A WATERED DOWN TART DISPENSING SWORDS IS NOT THE BASIS FOR A SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT. WOOT WOOT WOOT FOR MONTY PYTHON!

[MstrBob]

What is Your Quest?

To Seek the Holy Grail.

There was this "Which Monty Python Character are You?" quiz. I'd post the link, but I cant find it. Anywho, I got Sir Lancelot. Saving my friends from certain "temptation".

[PeOfEo]

b-What is your name?
a-arthur
b-What is your quest?
a-to seak the holy grail
b-What is the air speed velocity of a swallow?
a-African or european?
b-I dont know... woo woo woo ahhhhhhhh

[rhsunderground]

that's not quite a direct quote, but well done.

i think that with all the nerds we have in here, there should be a monty python forum, or at least a movie forum.

[PeOfEo]

fat chance getting one of those. Who is an evil dead 3 army of darkness fan besides me? I have that on my machine. I also have tranformers the movie, enemy at the gates, office space, and probably one of the best movies ever, scar face. Also the animatrix but that is annoying... it jumps around so confusing no plot.

[Jona]

Originally posted by rhsunderground
i think that with all the nerds we have in here, there should be a monty python forum, or at least a movie forum.

While we're at it, we might as well toss in a few video game console forums, a house keeping forum, and a law studies forum. :rolleyes: The Coffee Lounge's purpose is to contain all the posts that would otherwise have gone in other off-topic forums.

[rhsunderground]

yeah, well.....it would make us nerds happy, which is why we devote our lives to being nerds instead of lovers.:p

well, some of us anyways :cool: :p

[luke0]

pete is not being nice to me help me

[davidbrent]

I've lost the plot of this thread, remind me before i lose my mind... (by the way i was being sarcastic!), lol.

Best Wishes,
David

[rhsunderground]

Originally posted by luke0
pete is not being nice to me help me
how so?

500 posts! woot!

[luke0]

i have passed my mod 1 91%
everyone remember this

u now cant say im lazy


lol lol lol:p

i have got u pete :p :p

[luke0]

pete said he whould ban me if i dont be good:mad:

[buntine]

Im sorry to say this, but noone cares.

These forums are for relevent conversation, or atleast somewhat useful conversation.

Resurrecting this long dead thread is not necessary.

Regards.

[luke0]

ooooooooooooooo moody:D