MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church

[rhsunderground]

ROFLMAO!!! ---> http://members.fortunecity.com/peggyr/Jokes/Computer_Humor/Vatican.html

[Jona]

Haha!! That's hilarious!

[cate]

most amusing! but worryingly likely in the case of mr gates!

[PeOfEo]

Oh man I was just about to say something anti catholic... something like "the lesser of two evils". :D. That article says at firts ms wil acquire a church, then the chruch, confusing. I am pretty sure the catholic church as a whole could buy out ms. Well as long as my chruch's stock never goes public I am hopeing I will not have to worrie about a hostile takeover. Baymeadows Baptist Church will live on!

[MstrBob]

Hrmm... so.... now, I am the property of microsoft? Anyway, I sure can't wait to get Windows XP CE (Church Edition). Reducing time in purgatory without leaving my home! Thats me! (JK). Dude, that causes one to think.... what if the Catholic Church went public?

[Jona]

...It'd be a big profit, what with starting to sell indulgences and all again.

[rhsunderground]

perhaps they could restart the inquisitions online (the inquisition, what a show...)
what would they use, PHP? maybe ASP.NET?

[thys_haupt]

prepare yourself, my dear firefox, to walk through the

Heavenly GATES

[rhsunderground]

<joke type="bad" src="thys_haupt">prepare yourself, my dear firefox, to walk through the Heavenly GATES </joke>
wow. my dad didn't even think of that one.

[thys_haupt]

underground,

here is another one your dad will enjoy:

if bill gates really get into The Church,

the wages of sin will go up.

[Jona]

Originally posted by thys_haupt
if bill gates really get into The Church,

the wages of sin will go up.

Haha! That's great!!

[Aronya1]

What will that do to the minimum wage?