The Internet Bible (it's only sacriligious if you think about it)

[rhsunderground]

what up with thee, brethren? here we begin the internet bible. post what you can think of, and then when i feel it fit, i'll invite everyone to write up their own with the scripture given. it'll be cool. i'll make a poll or summat out of it. blessings upon thee.

[PeOfEo]

lets come up with the books first. This could turn out to be a lot of stuff.

We need a book of browsers, or maybe a book for each browser. A book of haxors. Definatly a book of hosts (could be a parody of acts). We can have a long set of does and donts to parody numbers. Proverbs could take some time.

[AdamGundry]

I can't think of a title for the first book, so here goes (v1-5):
The Beginning
1. In the beginning ARPA created the Internet. Now the Internet was formless and empty, no data flowed over the network, and the Interfaith Message Processor was hovering over the nodes.

And ARPA said, "Let there be protocols," and there were procols. And ARPA saw that the protocols were good, and it seperated the reliable stream from the addressing protocol. ARPA called the reliable protocol "TCP", and the addressing protocol it called "IP".
Adam (not a heretic, honest)

[rhsunderground]

the beginning of matthew would be interesting, too:
ARPANET begat (i know i'm wrong after this) JANET, and JANET begat SPILNET, and SPILNET begat ARAFAT, and ARAFAT begat ALGORE, and ALGORE begat the INTERNET.

[the tree]

Dont forget, The ten commandments (http://www.visdesigns.com/design/commandments.html) but anyway heres my contribution...

One day the w3c came to present themselves before the webmaster, and Satan also came with them. The webmaster said to Satan, "Where have you come from?"
Satan answered the client , "Freewbs"
Then the LORD said to Satan, "Have you considered my client Job? There is no one on earth like him; he is blameless and upright, a man who sits around for ages waiting for my simple background to load"

[PeOfEo]

well wait
should the web be the new testament? Because the web part is going to be the thicker part of this mofo because we are all web developers.

[Jick]

Dude! You guys are serious about this? :eek::p

[PeOfEo]

Originally posted by Jick
Dude! You guys are serious about this? :eek::p yes.

[AdamGundry]

Ok, I've done the beginning, how about the end:
I warn everyone who downloads the bytes of webpages in this book: If anyone adds anything to them, the IAB will add to him the DDOS described in this book. And if anyone takes bytes away from this book of webpages, the IAB will take away from him his Internet connection which is described in this book.

Amen. Come, IPv6.
Adam

[PeOfEo]

Well lets figure out the books, when we can divide up the writing and put it into one large sereise of html documents and quote verses from it all over the place... such as the one in my sig.

[steelersfan88]

Originally posted by Jick
Dude! You guys are serious about this? :eek::p I couldn't have asked the ? better myself! And couldn't have been more stunned by the answer.

... and I thought this was a cool forum!

[AdamGundry]

We could do it as a Wiki - anyone know a site where we can host one, or can provide the space?

A few possible books, with their equivalents: Hello World (Genesis)
The Book of Protocols (Proverbs)
The Book of Lag (Lamentations)
The Book of Google (one of the major prophets, possibly Isaiah)
0 & 1 Tim Berners-Lee (1 & 2 Timothy)
Adam

[rhsunderground]

i can easily sign up for another free netfirms site. it would work until we find better hosting.

[PeOfEo]

Well I think the book of deprecation could be like numbers (or call it w3c standards or something).
=

[rhsunderground]

alright. i got a sight set up off of t35.com. the linkage is http://internetbible.t35.com. t35 has free php, so if anyone would like to volunteer services setting up a board of some sort, that would be cool. pm me and i'll set you up with the ftp info and i'll let anybody upload and update and whatever. this is going to be teh cool.

[MstrBob]

Originally posted by steelersfan88
I couldn't have asked the ? better myself! And couldn't have been more stunned by the answer.

... and I thought this was a cool forum!

I really don't think it's blasphemy, really. No one's making fun of/discrediting Christianity or Judaism here.

Ooh, does t35 have database? You could store it in a database (each table contain a book) and make it searchable and generate random lines and such. Maybe I'm too much into this...

[rhsunderground]

t35.com

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PHP (without MYSQL or CGI)
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Monthly Backups (once a month)
FTP Access (1 account)
Simple Control Panel
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95%+ Up Time

[MstrBob]

What?! What's PHP without database or cgi?! Oh, for shame. Even http://www.tripod.lycos.co.uk/ offers database database support (although it has terrible frame adds *shudder*) Oh well, ordinary pages it is then...

[Nevermore]

Why not store the pages as flat text files and display the contents page with a PHP script:

<?php
$entries=array();
$mydir=dir('/path/to/root/bible/entries');
while(($file = $mydir->read()) !== false) {
if(strlen($file)>3) $entries[]=$file;
}
sort($entries);

for($x=0;$x<count($entries);$x++) {
$title=substr($entries[$x],4,count($entries)-6);
echo($title);
}

?>


If you preface every entry with a 3 digit number, e.g. 001, 002 etc. then it will order them for you. That way you could allow file uploads and use a template to display the contents of the .txt files efficiently.
Obviously a database is still possible, it just strikes me that this sort of system makes it just as easy to add/remove entries and allows people to easily download an entry in .txt format for editing. You could even run a UBB code filter over entries to allow emboldening etc.

You don't need a database to generate dynamic pages, it's just one way to do it.

[MstrBob]

Oh I know. I made my online journal system flat file at first, and it's very much possible. But I find that databases make it quicker, and can cut down on the amount of code. So I switched it back to mysql. You could have a directory for each book, and a .txt file for each chapter. That way, the main page could display links to each book, and the index page of the entries could give you an option to go to a chapter, or to read straight through. That could be done dynamically with one php page, that the index page of a directory could call to make it easier to update.

[Nevermore]

Originally posted by MstrBob
Oh I know. I made my online journal system flat file at first, and it's very much possible. But I find that databases make it quicker, and can cut down on the amount of code.

As a general rule, databases are better for searching and storing lots of small sections of text, while flat files are good for pulling large chunks of text at a time.

[rhsunderground]

it would be so badass if we could get the book of mozilla in there (if there actually is such a thing)

[MstrBob]

The book of mozilla is just a number of phrases that the developers threw in as little easter eggs. They're pretty much obvious references about mozilla:


And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.

from The Book of Mozilla, 7:15


IE users rejoice as Netscape Navigator dies, but out of it grows Mozilla which is now creating quite a disturbance in the browser world...

[rhsunderground]

Originally posted by MstrBob
The book of mozilla is just a number of phrases that the developers threw in as little easter eggs. damn.

[Ben Rogers]

Lol. You were creating this without me? *shakes head slowly* No, flatfiles aren't so bad. I myself prefer to use .xml files, semantic files, you know?

Anyways, it'd be best to simply write a small blog-like management script to open and close files. Put each book in a dir (mkdir(), rmdir()) with the individual files as something like foo.php, and the index and intro the index file. To retain correct order, write the name of the latest entry to an XML file, and then explode() the XML file for the list of entries. Once it's set up, it'll be sw33t, trust me.

As long as you use a config file, one copy of header, footer, and includes for ANY kind of scripting. If you don't... I'll pity you. If you're online later tonight I'll try and discuss it with you, and snag the FTP info, ok, RHS? (I hope that had some semblance of sensicleness, btw. :p)

EDIT: I sound like a schoolgirl on crack. Now I just sound like me. A step up, or down? You decide.

[MstrBob]

I'm reviving this thread because, well, I can! =P

Is this another idea that died a horrible death?

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by MstrBob
I'm reviving this thread because, well, I can! =P

Is this another idea that died a horrible death? Yes, it is. Just like the webdevelopment awards (http://www.webdeveloper.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=38905)... :(

[MstrBob]

Yeah but that idea sucked. This one sounded cool...

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by MstrBob
Yeah but that idea sucked. This one sounded cool... Could you at least try to not insult me every chance you get, no matter the difficulty? o_O I think it'd be pretty cool to give out awards. That way people have something, even if it's a worthless something, to work for. You know, braggin rights, in written form. ^_^

[pawky]

Originally posted by MstrBob
Yeah but that idea sucked. This one sounded cool...

actually, i think it would be pretty cool :P

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by pawky
actually, i think it would be pretty cool :P THANK you, Pawky. :)

[rhsunderground]

well if anybody wants to work on it, pm me. don't know if i'll have time to help, but you can do what you want.

[Ben Rogers]

I would work on it, but I've got no ideas, and I'm feeling lazy.

[PeOfEo]

Making the internet bible out of php is inscribing it with sin.

[MstrBob]

Oh god, must we? Again?

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
Making the internet bible out of php is inscribing it with sin. And with ASP is to say that the religion of internet should bow to M$, and become Gate's *****. :D
Originally posted by MstrBob
Oh god, must we? Again? Apparently so, since Peo can't hold his tongue... :D

[PeOfEo]

Originally posted by Ben R.
And with ASP is to say that the religion of internet should bow to M$, and become Gate's ***** ***** = elect. Bill gates should be the messiah in the internet bible!

[Ben Rogers]

Edit: Re-read this, realized it was kind of inappropriate, sorry.

[AdamGundry]

Oh no.

Adam

P.S. I don't know how much time I'm going to have free, but I've been looking at some PHP Wiki scripts we could use. Nothing much yet, but I'll try and set one up on my local server and if it looks good I'll let you know.

[rhsunderground]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
Making the internet bible out of php is inscribing it with sin. well make your own. we can combine them. some presidents did it :D

[PeOfEo]

Originally posted by rhsunderground
well make your own. we can combine them. some presidents did it :D rofl true. Well if yours is the internet bible, mine will be the internet koran, and microsoft asp/.net users will one day declare jihad on and kill the idolaters (php users). How you like them apples? ;)

[Ben Rogers]

LOL.
Hey, do you like apples?
Uh... yeah?
I just got her number. How do you like them apples?

[PeOfEo]

yep, good will hunting.

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
yep, good will hunting. Well, yeah, but I was quoting Futurama. :p

[PeOfEo]

Originally posted by Ben R.
Well, yeah, but I was quoting Futurama. :p oh, I was quoteing one of matt daemons better movies. He also rules in Bourne identity/supremacy, and dogma.

[Ben Rogers]

Ah. Well, speaking of movies, has anyone seen "Taking Lives"? The director did a great job- quite a few times, you think a 'scary part' is coming, it turns out to be nothing, you relax, then jump out of your seat. Also, the plot is somewhat plausible (though it's hollywood-ified a few times) and the acting is great. Plus, Angeline Jolie naked. :p

[PeOfEo]

here is where the thread starts to go off topic :p
http://quasi-ke.servebeer.com/pics/hijacklive.jpg

[Ben Rogers]

*shrug*

Alright, let's get back to ideas.
What we have established so far:
- Jack
- sh*t

[Nevermore]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
here is where the thread starts to go off topic :p


:mad: :mad: :mad: Those images are getting really, really annoying. I mean it!:mad: :mad: :mad:

[PeOfEo]

Originally posted by Nevermore
:mad: :mad: :mad: Those images are getting really, really annoying. I mean it!:mad: :mad: :mad:
I always thought they added something crucial to the post. They added a visualization, not to mention an extra comedic element. A picture is worth 1,000 words :D

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
I always thought they added something crucial to the post. They added a visualization, not to mention an extra comedic element. A picture is worth 1,000 words :D But when it's a thousand of your words, pictures suck. :D

[PeOfEo]

http://quasi-ke.servebeer.com/pics/tryingtosay.jpg

[Ben Rogers]

That... you say stupid things? :D

[PeOfEo]

http://quasi-ke.servebeer.com/pics/thoughtfulpostsbb01.jpg

[Ben Rogers]

Okay, really, 'nuff with the images.

[PeOfEo]

Originally posted by Ben R.
Okay, really, 'nuff with the images. Only if you guys post images in my funny image thread.

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
Only if you guys post images in my funny image thread. Deal.

[PeOfEo]

Ok, lets move this thread back on topic... the idolters using php and such.

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
Ok, lets move this thread back on topic... the idolters using php and such. What about that dolt using ASP?

[PeOfEo]

Originally posted by Ben R.
What about that dolt using ASP? whose that??? Who uses asp anymore when asp.net is around :p

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
whose that??? Who uses asp anymore when asp.net is around :p
ASP.net and ASP are the same thing, in a way. They must be, why else would they keep the name?

[PeOfEo]

Originally posted by Ben R.
ASP.net and ASP are the same thing, in a way. They must be, why else would they keep the name? because of similar syntax. But under the hood they are way different.

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
because of similar syntax. But under the hood they are way different. Uh... right. Anyways...

We need ideas for the bible- ASP vs PHP arguments aside.

[PeOfEo]

original sin... the first inaccessible website?
God = who?
Garden of Eden?

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by PeOfEo
original sin... the first inaccessible website?
God = who?
Garden of Eden?
Original sin should be when tables were first used for layout. The guy who wrote that book about it should be the snake, and the webdevelopers were Adam and Eve, in a paradise of new technology. God should be Tim Beners-Lee or whatever his name is, for he "gave life to this great expanse of data." :D

[rhsunderground]

the devil should be ron jeremy, with his pron universe as his minions.

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by rhsunderground
the devil should be ron jeremy, with his pron universe as his minions. Yes! That's perfect! He tempts the citizens of the internet, and is banished from society. (*is trying to make this sound biblical*)

[Eupseudes]

This is Cool! You've got yourselves a participant!

But I've never read the entire bible before, so we're going to need someone with biblical experience. I think we should take each major story inside the bible and assign it to a similar experience that happened during the web (an obvious example would be Genisis, but how would something like The Exodus work?) Then, we take all the major characters from that event and assign them their corresponding characters from real life (characters can be conveniently omitted or added). Plus, we'll probably have to rearrange the bible a little bit because it's gonna be near impossible to make everything correspond.

So let's see, for the first segment of Genisis, we would have three main characters:

God
Adam
Eve

And we also have the lesser beings and the environment (we've dealt with stuff like the enviroment ex) ip but what about the lesser beings?) But doesn't God create Adam and Eve in his own image? How would we do that? (perhaps they were the first networks incorporated in the Internet?)

Let's do this systematically.

[MstrBob]

Since you're all lazy bastards, I've taken the burden on my shoulders to make something of this. The things I do.... :p

Well, that is, if I ever get the *hint hint* password for the FTP. 'Course my design skills are non-existent, so, erm, any help at all, appreciated... And of course authors.

Hmm, are there any pre-made things for this, or shall I tailor make a script for this?

[Eupseudes]

We should use Wiki.

By the way, who exactly has the password to the site?

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by MstrBob
Hmm, are there any pre-made things for this, or shall I tailor make a script for this? There probably is, but why not just make one? If I felt up to it, I could get it done in an afternoon, but...

[MstrBob]

Our resident Coffee Lounge mod. I'll refrain from any comments til the password is secured...

Yeah, it's easy enough to write on up... But then again, the host doesn't take MySQL so it'll have to be flatfile. XML, my dear friend, I return to you once more!

Of course, it's all useless til I actually have site access. *wink wink, nudge nudge*

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by MstrBob
XML But then you can't have any niftiful http://tehbible.t35.com/genesis/foo/ links. :(

[MstrBob]

Yes you can. How does XML affect directory links? Not at all. And XML is, IMO, the best way to store flat-file data. Could simply create the directories and have index.php files, which call a generic display file and pull the correct xml file for reading. Of course, if t35 allowed us to use mod_rewrite, it's a different story... ;)

[Eupseudes]

You have to keep in mind the objective here! You probably won't need XML for a project like this. Keep it simple.

[Ben Rogers]

It would be easier to just use:
<?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/inc/config.php'); $title = 'Foo'; include $header;?>
<!-- BEGIN CONTENT -->
...
<!-- END COMMENT -->
<?php include $footer;?>

[MstrBob]

Originally posted by Eupseudes
You have to keep in mind the objective here! You probably won't need XML for a project like this. Keep it simple.

What's complicated about it? You'd have everything stored in XML files, and you could easily parse it. It'd be searchable, dynamic, easily updated, and additions could be added easily. Hey, you could even have a line count, with the line number next to each sentence. You could do it dynamically, and people would be able to quote it and everything. Maybe even a feature where you enter in a book, chapter number, and line number to get the line...

*ideas*

[Eupseudes]

Okay, I repent.

However, how are you going to organize the editing process? From what I gather from right now, you want to give a few people exclusive updating access with FTP, but rewriting the bible is a major buisness and will need lots of people working on it. Since we're building the framework right now, how will we do it? Wiki? How do we resolve disputes about the bible conversions?

Just thinking ahead...

[Ben Rogers]

Meh. I like using .php files, and including any dynamic elements. When I want it's contents, I explode it using the Begin/end entry comments. Makes things simple.

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by Eupseudes
How do we resolve disputes about the bible conversions? We don't. We offer a disclaimer, and anyone who disagrees just doesn't work on the project.

[Eupseudes]

Yeah, but if you want to give other people who don't know PHP the ability to work on it, they can't hard code their additions. (Once again, I stand by my postulate that rewriting the bible will need a lot of people)

[Eupseudes]

Originally posted by Ben R.
We don't. We offer a disclaimer, and anyone who disagrees just doesn't work on the project.

Not about the actual conversion, but elements of it that we'll disagree on (like who certain characters should be, or what should an event represent).

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by Eupseudes
Yeah, but if you want to give other people who don't know PHP the ability to work on it, they can't hard code their additions. (Once again, I stand by my postulate that rewriting the bible will need a lot of people) We don't. The people in this thread are it. It'll take a long time is all... and we're not doing a word for word deal here. Maybe, eventually, but, until then...

Anyways, we'll vote on those disputes, and in the end we'll have a blog like CMM. Much more efficient that way.

[MstrBob]

Look, the point of making this PHP is that it's dynamic, and of course so that there's a simple UI. Just a few form fields to fill in, like Book title, book text, maybe author, some other stuff. No PHP knowledge needed. Hell, we could easily enough throw in some UBB code so that one wouldn't even have to know XHTML. (I insist that it's XHTML :p ) and so that it's valid and all. No one except the people running it wil knowledge of PHP need to know the FTP, it'll function like a blog/CMM. Simpler that way...

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by MstrBob
Look, the point of making this PHP is that it's dynamic, and of course so that there's a simple UI. Just a few form fields to fill in, like Book title, book text, maybe author, some other stuff. No PHP knowledge needed. Hell, we could easily enough throw in some UBB code so that one wouldn't even have to know XHTML. (I insist that it's XHTML :p ) and so that it's valid and all. No one except the people running it wil knowledge of PHP need to know the FTP, it'll function like a blog/CMM. Simpler that way... We'll need a dropdown for the books, to prevent repeats.

[rhsunderground]

sorry - the server here is up and down. have pass info.

[MstrBob]

Ahh, so you've found the password?

[Ben Rogers]

No! Thread shant die!
BUMP!

[Nevermore]

Is the internet bible going to start a religious war against anyone?

[Eupseudes]

It shouldn't. What it should be considered as is an act of reverence towards Christianity, with such great respect towards their bible that it has been mimicked into the history of the internet.

After all, mimicry is the greatest compliment.

[Nevermore]

But parody isn't... someone needs to draw a thick line before this goes wrong and spawns lawsuits.

[Eupseudes]

Spawn lawsuits? That's kind of drastic, don't you think? There are many places that are much more antireligious that haven't been sued.

[MstrBob]

First of all, let's think about this. Can someone really sue us? Since we are not copying the Bible and if we don't make money off of it, there are no copyright issues, and we can always claim the right to free speach. And I don't see how it would offend anyone. We're not mocking Chrisitanity or the Bible.

[Sux0rZh@jc0rz]

religious freedom and freedom of speech.

I can say that islam is retarded all day long, and the KKK can rally all they like, nobody can sue me or them.

but yeah this is a cool project, and if i knew anything about the bible, i'd help out. sadly, i know nothing =/

[Eupseudes]

Well, Ku Klux Klan isn't allowed to torch lawns (property destruction) or racketeer or recklessly endanger human lives. Free speech doesn't give you the right to do that.

But anyway, this IS a cool project. And you don't need to know about the bible to help. Just know something remotely about writing or the internet or the bible too.

[AdamGundry]

First off, I should point out that I am (or at least claim to be) a Christian, and I see nothing wrong with this from a religious point of view. It's not an attack on Christianity, it's a celebration of the Bible in a new medium.

Secondly, this should not be a problem under copyright legislation. Parody is specifically protected as a form of fair use, this is a non-commercial project and there will only be a small amount (if any) copyrighted material in the result.

That's if we ever get around to starting it, of course. I've been playing around with PhpWiki (http://phpwiki.sourceforge.net/) as a possible content management system.

Adam

[Eupseudes]

In addition, the bible is not copyrighted (although some editions of it are... silly people... they compile a version of the bible and copyright it)

[rhsunderground]

well as you guys come up with ideas, post them. i gave somebody the FTP info (maybe bob or paul) for http://internetbible.t35.com and if anybody else wants it it's here.

[MstrBob]

You gave me some sort of FTP info, but it never worked. x.x I don't know what's up with it.

[Eupseudes]

As I said, I can get you guys hosting. Interested?

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by AdamGundry
First off, I should point out that I am (or at least claim to be) a Christian, and I see nothing wrong with this from a religious point of view. It's not an attack on Christianity, it's a celebration of the Bible in a new medium. I'm aethiest, and I have no problem with this. It's just an amusing little project is all. Not a religious thing.

[Eupseudes]

I have my own religion... but yeah, I don't see anything sacrireligious in this project (hmm, we should change the thread title)

[rhsunderground]

ftp info updated, if interested.

[Eupseudes]

Nothing seems to have changed...

[rhsunderground]

well the site is ready to be worked on by somebody who likes teh PHP (or so i've gathered)

[Eupseudes]

Great! Now, I must get working on Genesis. Right now, let's compile a list of links that lead to good sites on the history of the Internet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_history
Particularly helpful.

[rhsunderground]

dig through this thread and you'll find some cool biblical/internet weavings

[Eupseudes]

A Consolidation of What We Have Right Now
all ideas are referenced back to their authors in the thread (I'm too lazy to credit everybody here)

Books
We need a book of browsers, or maybe a book for each browser. A book of haxors. Definatly a book of hosts (could be a parody of acts). We can have a long set of does and donts to parody numbers. Proverbs could take some time.

Hello World (Genesis)
The Book of Protocols (Proverbs)
The Book of Lag (Lamentations)
The Book of Google (one of the major prophets, possibly Isaiah)
0 & 1 Tim Berners-Lee (1 & 2 Timothy)
Book of Mozilla

Book of Mozilla (easter eggs)
And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.

from The Book of Mozilla, 7:15



Genisis
The Beginning
1. In the beginning ARPA created the Internet. Now the Internet was formless and empty, no data flowed over the network, and the Interfaith Message Processor was hovering over the nodes.

And ARPA said, "Let there be protocols," and there were procols. And ARPA saw that the protocols were good, and it seperated the reliable stream from the addressing protocol. ARPA called the reliable protocol "TCP", and the addressing protocol it called "IP".

Matthew
ARPANET begat (i know i'm wrong after this) JANET, and JANET begat SPILNET, and SPILNET begat ARAFAT, and ARAFAT begat ALGORE, and ALGORE begat the INTERNET.

Ending
I warn everyone who downloads the bytes of webpages in this book: If anyone adds anything to them, the IAB will add to him the DDOS described in this book. And if anyone takes bytes away from this book of webpages, the IAB will take away from him his Internet connection which is described in this book.

Amen. Come, IPv6.

Other quotes that I don't know their origin
One day the w3c came to present themselves before the webmaster, and Satan also came with them. The webmaster said to Satan, "Where have you come from?"
Satan answered the client , "Freewebs"
Then the LORD said to Satan, "Have you considered my client Job? There is no one on earth like him; he is blameless and upright, a man who sits around for ages waiting for my simple background to load"

-Making the internet bible out of php is inscribing it with sin.
-And with ASP is to say that the religion of internet should bow to M$, and become Gate's *****.

Original sin should be when tables were first used for layout. The guy who wrote that book about it should be the snake, and the webdevelopers were Adam and Eve, in a paradise of new technology. God should be Tim Beners-Lee or whatever his name is, for he "gave life to this great expanse of data." the devil should be ron jeremy, with his pron universe as his minions. -Yes! That's perfect! He tempts the citizens of the internet, and is banished from society. (*is trying to make this sound biblical*)



Commandments
http://www.visdesigns.com/design/commandments.html

[MstrBob]

Hmm? Oh, yes, the Internet Bible. God, forgot about it. Been busy with school. Think maybe I'll wimp out and use Wordpress? (http://wordpress.org/) Tis valid code producing, and easy to use, tis it not? Or shall I write a program? What do you think?

[Ben Rogers]

Write your own, you lazy prick. :p

[MstrBob]

Damnit, think I have to. Realized there's no database support. Database would make my life easier *sniff* Aye then, xml-flatfile here I come...

Oh, and Bennyboy, you ripping me off?

[Ben Rogers]

Originally posted by MstrBob
Oh, and Bennyboy, you ripping me off? :confused:

[Stephen Philbin]

And open source did anger the beast, and born from its rage a hail of patents did rain down upon those who dared defy (or were just generaly indifferent to) the beast.

Book of the betrayer: 1991 - 1994

[Ben Rogers]

All right, is anyone still interested in this project, or is it officially scrapped?