Competition: Who has the funniest signature?

[smercer]

Hi all,

Lets all have a competition on who has the funniest signature, and have a few laughs while we are at it.

i'll start with mine.

Edit: So that we can look back on old signatures, I thought it was a good idea to post what it was so it stays static.

signature: Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

[rhsunderground]

be a winner --- vote for skinner!

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[gorky]

Mine's just some quotes...

"Tragedy is when I cut my thumb. Comedy is when a man falls into an open sewer and dies."

"Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French, and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians."

"Guns don’t kill people; stupid mother-f***ers with guns kill people."

I literally have thousands of quotes in a word doc on my computer. Unfortunately, I'd get booted if I tried to put them all in my signature. Maybe I'll have a "Quote of the Day" sig...

The quote I really want to put in is too long :( It's from the book "Tropic of Cancer" by Henry Miller.

"Once I thought that to be human was the highest aim a man could have, but I see now that it was meant to destroy me. Today I am proud to say that I am inhuman, that I belong not to men and governments, that I have nothing to do with creeds and principles. I have nothing to do with the creaking machinery of humanity-I belong to the earth! I say that lying on my pillow and I can feel the horns sprouting from my temples." (Henry Miller)

[smercer]

My new one now is:

Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his arse is itching.

Height of Frustration:
A boxer trying to scratch his balls.

Height of Laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.

[hooloovoo24]

I like my new Signature:


"Oh, they have the Internet on computers now?" (http://www.thesimpsons.com)

Good old Homer J.

rhs: call me ignorant, but what exactly does Ouroborus mean?

[rhsunderground]

Originally posted by hooloovoo24
rhs: call me ignorant, but what exactly does Ouroborus mean? it's from an IM. http://bash.org/?9322

[hooloovoo24]

I still don't get it, but OK

[gorky]

It's a dude's name on IRC (Internet Relay Chat)

[oohdale]

That's a good idea, now maybe I will change mine too.

How about a 4 word story?

[oohdale]

I guess if I want to get my post counted, I had better get out of this thread huh?

[smercer]

Originally posted by oohdale
That's a good idea, now maybe I will change mine too.

How about a 4 word story?
yes, but its got to be funny to be counted.

[smercer]

well, since no one else is going to compete, it might be a good time to pick the winner. (lets be honest please)

Now I am not going to vote for myself (even though I like mine most) as I don't want ego to play a part in being the judge.

Winners are:
oohdale (first)

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid
in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other,body used up,
totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!"


gorky (second)

"Tragedy is when I cut my thumb. Comedy is when a man falls into an open sewer and dies."

"Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French, and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians."

"Guns don’t kill people; stupid mother-f***ers with guns kill people."


hooloovoo24 (third)

"Oh, they have the Internet on computers now?"--Homer


rhsunderground: Sorry yours I don't find funny to be counted

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PS I changed mine because I just wanted you guys to get a head start. If I had something too funny, I don't think you guys would feel like competing, and wouldn't be much fun.

[hooloovoo24]

I guess third out of four people isn't bad, right? ha...ha...ha?

[theuedimaster]

oh come on, rhs had a very funny one! Smercer, you have no taste... :D

[oohdale]

I guess if I want to get my post counted, I had better get out of this thread huh?

I/m back.................................................:)

[wh666-666]

I think mines funny because it's true .... :p