Joshua N.
03-05-2005, 05:39 PM
Hi everybody, my name is Joshua and I'm bad with introductions.
I just wanted to say hi.
Um...yeah
I just wanted to say hi.
Um...yeah
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Click to See Complete Forum and Search --> : Hello, I'm new Joshua N. 03-05-2005, 05:39 PM Hi everybody, my name is Joshua and I'm bad with introductions. I just wanted to say hi. Um...yeah rhsunderground 03-05-2005, 05:46 PM howdy, and welcome! Jick 03-05-2005, 06:42 PM Welcome. :) Just make sure you stay away from that RHS guy. He's really hairy and I'm almost certain he's got rabies. :(:p buntine 03-06-2005, 12:28 AM Welcome. Jupac 03-06-2005, 12:30 AM Hi :D rhsunderground 03-06-2005, 02:52 PM Originally posted by Jick Welcome. :) Just make sure you stay away from that RHS guy. He's really hairy and I'm almost certain he's got rabies. :(:p hey, the doctor said that it would go away with time. the hair, that is :p davidbrent 03-06-2005, 05:10 PM Good Evening. Welcome to the forums. theuedimaster 03-06-2005, 06:28 PM Hallo mein neuer Freund! Ben Rogers 03-06-2005, 06:34 PM Hello. As long as you don't cross-post, trash the lounge mods (they abuse their modship like crazy :p), or get your hands too close to Rizzo's (RHSUnderground -> RHS -> Riss -> Rizz -> Rizzo, the rat from the muppets) mouth, you'll be fine. Enjoy the forums! ;) (BTW, don't worry- noone else read the AUP, either.) Mr Initial Man 03-07-2005, 12:44 AM Greetings and hallucinations. Saying hi is a greeting. Everyone agreeing that Internet Explorer 4 and Windows 95 make for the perfect browsing experience is a hallucination. <sing style="tuning: way out; key: off; talent: 0;">I don't know what you've been drinking, but pour another one for me!</sing> Sorry... old song. I'm the local oddball, who usually just hangs around the coffee lounge, and drinks coffee. I don't often go onto the other forums; this is where everyone gets into various - and entertaining - squabbles, so I just sit back and watch. And eat popcorn. So, anyways, welcome, enter freely and of your own will (I think that's how Dracula said it), and make yourself at home. rhsunderground 03-07-2005, 12:47 AM and they said to avoid me :rolleyes: :p Mr Initial Man 03-07-2005, 01:26 AM Well, you guys don't know me very well... yet. Muahahaha... PeOfEo 03-07-2005, 01:44 PM Yo comeré su alma... er I mean Hola, recepción al foro! hooloovoo24 03-07-2005, 02:02 PM Erm...everyone here is a trifle crazy. Except me. And my imaginary enemy, Dave. She's massive crazy, not a trifle. But I'm normal, so don't worry! :D Ben Rogers 03-07-2005, 04:44 PM Right-o. See, Initial is weird just for the sake and purpose of scaring people, because he's one of those people (who I'll likely be one day) who finds the fact that the younger you are, the easier you scare fookin' awesome. ;) Peo's just... ignore Peo. He likes Bush, and is from the south. Hooloovoo doesn't post much, so, to be on the safe side, I'll advise you to stay away from her, too. :p rhsunderground 03-07-2005, 08:25 PM Originally posted by Ben Rogers Right-o. See, Initial is weird just for the sake and purpose of scaring people, because he's one of those people (who I'll likely be one day) who finds the fact that the younger you are, the easier you scare fookin' awesome. ;) Peo's just... ignore Peo. He likes Bush, and is from the south. Hooloovoo doesn't post much, so, to be on the safe side, I'll advise you to stay away from her, too. :p and then there's ben... :p Ben Rogers 03-07-2005, 08:29 PM Which one? The wookie or the snowman? MstrBob 03-07-2005, 08:36 PM Originally posted by hooloovoo24 Erm...everyone here is a trifle crazy. Except me. And my imaginary enemy, Dave. She's massive crazy, not a trifle. But I'm normal, so don't worry! :D Whoah, Dave is a she? That's why our local DHTML/Domain Names mod always seems to defensive. Learn something new everyday, you do... I move that we make shaving mandatory for all members of this forum. rhsunderground 03-07-2005, 08:41 PM Originally posted by MstrBob I move that we make shaving mandatory for all members of this forum. there's no metal strong enough to shave the chops... Ben Rogers 03-07-2005, 08:43 PM Bah, I'll be shaving soon. Could now, but I'd rather put it off. Brown haired mustaches look too perverted. And Rizz still hasn't answered my question... rhsunderground 03-07-2005, 08:48 PM you. :rolleyes: Ben Rogers 03-07-2005, 08:50 PM Originally posted by rhsunderground you. :rolleyes: Bah. Hairy moderators are evil like Martha Stewart. What about me? Innocent, innocent! EDIT: Borked VB. MstrBob 03-07-2005, 08:53 PM I think the main point here, is that you should run. For God's sake, if you have any sense about you, will never come back here. I cannot stress this enough, do not use this forum. If you do use this forum, I can't guarantee you'll come out the same person you came in as... Ben Rogers 03-07-2005, 09:03 PM Naw, just avoid the lounge. All the others are generally fine to post in, but here, when left to our own devices, the darkest geekery comes out... and attacks small children. With sporks! Bwahahahahahaha! Uh... yeah. *hides* gorky 03-07-2005, 09:24 PM Originally posted by MstrBob I think the main point here, is that you should run. For God's sake, if you have any sense about you, will never come back here. I cannot stress this enough, do not use this forum. If you do use this forum, I can't guarantee you'll come out the same person you came in as... How did you get out?! GUARDS! Restrain that Emu! LOCK HIM UP! Quick, before someone finds out the awful truth! You listen to me, keep your beak shut or you'll spend a week sharing a cell with RHS! Take him away! Erhem... Pardon the crazed ostrich-thing. We're all wonderful people! No insanity here. Nothing to worry about. Relax... Stay awhile... Have a cookie. But seriously, this place is great. I joined about two months ago and have been having a blast. You'll learn a lot, help a lot, and experience alot. The company may seem a little different at first (depending on what you're used to), but once you get a feel for the flow of things you'll see just how intelligent (and eccentric) this forum-community is. Welcome, Josh, to the WebDeveloper Asylum... I mean Forum. Hope you have a great time. -Gorky MstrBob 03-07-2005, 10:16 PM I think having eccentricities is essential for having any type of intelligence. So, on that reasoning, I'm a freaking genius. Ben Rogers 03-07-2005, 10:20 PM Originally posted by gorky Have a cookie. And what is this? I got no cookie when I joined, a little over a year a go. In fact, I've gotten no food products at all from these forums. What is this? I demand my cookie!Originally posted by MstrBob I think having eccentricities is essential for having any type of intelligence. So, on that reasoning, I'm a freaking genius. Bah, you're no genius. You're actually pretty normal... MstrBob 03-07-2005, 10:23 PM Heh, He[Skinner] got hair down to his knee Got to be a joker he just do what he please Right, well, normal to you, Ben, is pretty freaking weird. PeOfEo 03-07-2005, 10:43 PM Originally posted by Ben Rogers Right-o. See, Initial is weird just for the sake and purpose of scaring people, because he's one of those people (who I'll likely be one day) who finds the fact that the younger you are, the easier you scare fookin' awesome. ;) Peo's just... ignore Peo. He likes Bush, and is from the south. Hooloovoo doesn't post much, so, to be on the safe side, I'll advise you to stay away from her, too. :p No... don't ignore me. I see no one even bothered to translate the stuff I said in spanish. rhsunderground 03-07-2005, 10:47 PM i read it. i already sold my soul for a newspaper, sorry. Mr Initial Man 03-07-2005, 10:49 PM Originally posted by Ben Rogers And what is this? I got no cookie when I joined, a little over a year a go. In fact, I've gotten no food products at all from these forums. What is this? I demand my cookie! Okay, I'll give you a cookie, Ben. *The big cat begins to chop up mice.* Trust me, they're even better than chocolate chips! gorky 03-07-2005, 11:08 PM Originally posted by Ben Rogers And what is this? I got no cookie when I joined, a little over a year a go. In fact, I've gotten no food products at all from these forums. What is this? I demand my cookie! Bah, you're no genius. You're actually pretty normal... <CrappyNerdJoke> You got a cookie, it just got cleared/deleted the first time you logged off of WebDeveloper </CrappyNerdJoke> Snitchcat 03-08-2005, 05:11 AM Originally posted by gorky <CrappyNerdJoke> You got a cookie, it just got cleared/deleted the first time you logged off of WebDeveloper </CrappyNerdJoke> You mean that happened to mine, too?? I want my cookie!!!! Waaahhh! :cry :cry: :cry: :p :D Take care, Snitch. a.k.a., Snitchcat. gorky 03-08-2005, 02:24 PM http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/europe/10/02/cookie.crumble/story.cookies.jpg COOKIES FOR ALL! PeOfEo 03-08-2005, 06:18 PM Ill give you a cookie... Dim cookie As New HttpCookie("yourcookie") cookie.Values("cookieowner") = "Ben" 'you can insert your name here cookie.Expires = DateTime.Now.AddDays(5) Response.Cookies.Add(cookie) I used the 5 day expiration because I figured a cookie probably will not last on the counter for 5 days.... Ben Rogers 03-08-2005, 06:26 PM Bah! I accept no M$ cookies. :p Here you go... <?php setcookie("Chocolate Chip", "Peo's cookie", time()+60*60*24*5);?> hooloovoo24 03-08-2005, 10:52 PM Wow. And I'm the one to be concerned about? Just because I don't post much, doesn't mean that I'm any crazier than you. At least I don't make pathetic nerd jokes in a sad attempt to gain friends. :D And on another note, am I the only one who's noticed that this "Joshua" person, you know the one we've all been introducting ourselves to, hasn't even posted since his original one? I think *someone* scared him off... rhsunderground 03-08-2005, 10:54 PM sorry, but this was his second post. he now has 16 ;) edit:he hasn't posted on this thread, but he has on others. jeff_archer7 03-09-2005, 12:05 AM See there you go EVERYONE HERE is on DRUGS run boy run for the hills whilst you still can hooloovoo24 03-09-2005, 12:31 PM Originally posted by rhsunderground he hasn't posted on this thread, but he has on others. That's what I mean. Y'all are crazy, and scared him out of the thread altogether. Ben Rogers 03-09-2005, 03:25 PM Originally posted by hooloovoo24 Wow. And I'm the one to be concerned about? Just because I don't post much, doesn't mean that I'm any crazier than you. At least I don't make pathetic nerd jokes in a sad attempt to gain friends. :D And on another note, am I the only one who's noticed that this "Joshua" person, you know the one we've all been introducting ourselves to, hasn't even posted since his original one? I think *someone* scared him off... :( Hlv's being meeeeannn... :p I never said you were the one to be concerned about... everybody is weird. *shrug* Originally posted by jeff_archer7 run for the hillsGood song. *walks away* hooloovoo24 03-09-2005, 11:34 PM I don't think I'm mean! And if anyone says otherwise, I'll give them a swift kick in the pants! :D I may be a smidge weird...and y'all don't even know the half of it... OK so I didn't have anything intelligent to say in this post. Sue me. rhsunderground 03-09-2005, 11:36 PM a smidge weird? you're underqualified for this forum. :D hooloovoo24 03-10-2005, 12:28 PM That's what I think. I mean, look at some of the other "weirdies" in these forums, and I am massively normal in comparison. But only on this forum am I so normal. Get me talking in real life, and I belong in an asylum.:D Ben Rogers 03-10-2005, 03:31 PM Heh... beleive it or not, I'm somewhat normal-acting in real life. I'm only weird when talking to the 7th graders on my bus, and on the internet. I mean, yeah, I'm still weird by normal people standards, but not to the freakish point. ;) Joshua N. 03-10-2005, 06:37 PM Thanks for the "warm" welcome guys! You seem to have gotten a bit carried away with introducing yourselves... lol Ben Rogers 03-10-2005, 07:17 PM (I apologize for this post in advance.) Erm... yeah... I guess we have. Rambling is our specialty. Want fries with that? Joshua N. 03-10-2005, 07:24 PM Heh. I've noticed that, next thing you know, this will turn into a message board game (when everyone posts one line to a story) for example, I would post a sentence such as this : Bob was the average guy who lived an average life. And anyone could reply and add one sentence to that. Anyway, thats what I say when I ramble. rhsunderground 03-10-2005, 07:28 PM well if you want to do that, i'll allow it, but start a new thread for it. ;) Joshua N. 03-10-2005, 07:33 PM Yay! Thanks MstrBob 03-10-2005, 08:15 PM Originally posted by Joshua N. Heh. I've noticed that, next thing you know, this will turn into a message board game (when everyone posts one line to a story) for example, I would post a sentence such as this : Bob was the average guy who lived an average life. And anyone could reply and add one sentence to that. Anyway, thats what I say when I ramble. Excuse me, but can we leave me out of this? Lest I sue for slander. Bob doesn't appreciate "Bob" being used by those who are too lazy to think up a name. rhsunderground 03-10-2005, 08:17 PM somebody's got their panties in a bunch :p MstrBob 03-10-2005, 08:23 PM STFU you hairy ape! I'm sick and tire of you lazy f***s treating "Bob" like some inferior, quick-fix name. Who the hell are you people to minimize it so? You think you're names are so f***ing great? Get yourself a f***ing life. For those of you a bit slow on the uptake, I'm joking. :rolleyes: :p Ben Rogers 03-10-2005, 08:44 PM Dude, calm the hell down! :p I use Bob as a quick-fix name. It's just a funny name, and it works. If you're named Bob, you can't expect to be taken seriously. It's like someone with implants as CEO. Your name is the ugly, and male equivalent to a breast job! scragar 03-11-2005, 05:39 AM I use bob cos I spent too long on weebls stuff (http://www.weebls-stuff.com) back at highschool. me like pie. incase you don't know me(which is highly likly) I like things to be unpredictable, no-one like things that are boring. Let's all do the cancan while wearing kilts! David Harrison 03-11-2005, 07:35 AM Originally posted by MstrBob Whoah, Dave is a she? That's why our local DHTML/Domain Names mod always seems to defensive. Learn something new everyday, you do...... *beats you with stick* Bluetagpizza 03-11-2005, 01:03 PM Originally posted by MstrBob Excuse me, but can we leave me out of this? Lest I sue for slander. Bob doesn't appreciate "Bob" being used by those who are too lazy to think up a name. Hey MstrBob, Slander is spoken, when it is in print it's libel. Electronic media like this forum counts as print. ;) (learned that from the Spiderman movie. lol) jeff_archer7 03-11-2005, 08:03 PM Originally posted by Bluetagpizza Hey MstrBob, Slander is spoken, when it is in print it's libel. Electronic media like this forum counts as print. ;) (learned that from the Spiderman movie. lol) He is correct BOB, I got it from Law books however not spiderman Besides Bob is the best name to use when talking in a generic sense, its such a generic name... lol... your folks were like Bobs mum: "oh I cant think of a name, how about you honey?" Bobs dad: "No sweetie, it's got me beat aswell" Bobs mum: "Arghhhh, lets just call him Bob" Bobs dad: "meh" LMAO:D MstrBob 03-11-2005, 08:08 PM Maybe the drunken Aussie should quick using people's names for fodder, stop spamming the coffee lounge, and post something useful on these forums that contributes to the community, eh? :p jeff_archer7 03-11-2005, 08:57 PM Originally posted by MstrBob Maybe the drunken Aussie should quick using people's names for fodder, stop spamming the coffee lounge, and post something useful on these forums that contributes to the community, eh? :p I don't drink, bad for the liver you know What you mean actually do something...... and i think you meant 'Quit' not 'Quick', cause I'm already quick to do things....... forgot new yorkers can't take jokes....... Sorry Robert. MstrBob 03-11-2005, 10:22 PM Originally posted by jeff_archer7 I don't drink, bad for the liver you know What you mean actually do something...... and i think you meant 'Quit' not 'Quick', cause I'm already quick to do things....... forgot new yorkers can't take jokes....... Sorry Robert. Sorry, I was under the impression that Australians were useful. Guess we're all getting proved wrong today. :p rhsunderground 03-12-2005, 03:26 AM good lord! you people are rough! Ben Rogers 03-13-2005, 06:46 PM Someone named "Jeff" is calling the name "Bob" simple? LOL. Jick 03-13-2005, 09:18 PM Originally posted by Ben Rogers Someone named "Jeff" is calling the name "Bob" simple? LOL. Duh! He's got one more letter. :rolleyes: "Ben"... Hmm... :p MstrBob 03-13-2005, 09:20 PM Originally posted by Jick Duh! He's got one more letter. :rolleyes: "Ben"... Hmm... :p Don't start, Jim. Ben Rogers 03-13-2005, 09:27 PM Originally posted by Jick Duh! He's got one more letter. :rolleyes: "Ben"... Hmm... :p My name is too corny to be used in examples. Al, Bob, Jim, Jeff, and Joe are pretty much it. gorky 03-13-2005, 11:54 PM Rumplestilsken would totally 0wn on this thread. -Gorky jeff_archer7 03-15-2005, 01:55 AM Originally posted by rhsunderground good lord! you people are rough! LMFAO I was not being rough... I was toning it well down..... almost to the point of being NICE...... good grief MstrBob just can't take a joke..... which incidently made it all the more funnier Ben R got it RE: Someone named "Jeff" is calling the name "Bob" simple? LOL As Did Jick RE: Duh! He's got one more letter. "Ben"... Hmm... LMAO.... It just gets funnier........ wamboid 03-15-2005, 11:00 PM Proud to just be Jon, confident enough not to add an "a" just to not be a simpleton. No offense Jona, it just seemed to fit the conversation. Ben Rogers 03-16-2005, 03:16 PM Thank you! Jon is fine as a name. "Jona" sounds like something out of a LOtR novel... corny, and stupid. No offense, Jonny boy, but... David Harrison 03-16-2005, 04:49 PM When I first came here, I thought that Jona was a girl because of his name. :p Sorry Jona, but I speak the truth. Of course, I was called lavalamp and a lot of people thought I was a girl. Difference is, I F*CK*NG PUT THEM STRAIGHT (and changed my name). :) gorky 03-17-2005, 12:06 AM I often write my name as Aj (not A.J. - too cliche) on papers and whatnot (Andrew John Gordon - hence Gorky as well). So in golf I'd win! It's funny when people read my name the second day of a class, and seemingly think that my handwriting's weird and I'm Indian (with a scottish last name) and pronounce it Ay-EE-Y-I. Some people get mad at me when I write it my way "Their your initials, so you should write them as such." It's my GD name, I'll do what I please. I suppose Jona may be the same way. Anyway, Josh has just witnessed a 2-page arguement based on name length (as if the heirarchy was based on characters just as the military is based on inches ;) ). I think he has gotten a true dose of what this community (at least what I know of it) is like. Now let's argue more! (YAY) Lavalamp? Why lavalamp? Are you hot? Do you shine light upon the world around you? Or maybe you are a giant hot bottle that burns to touch and features wax (I think it's wax) moving up and down depending on it's temperature as it sits atop your overclocked AMD, keeping it cool? -Gorky jeff_archer7 03-17-2005, 01:46 AM Originally posted by gorky Now let's argue more! (YAY) Lavalamp? Why lavalamp? Are you hot? Do you shine light upon the world around you? Or maybe you are a giant hot bottle that burns to touch and features wax (I think it's wax) moving up and down depending on it's temperature as it sits atop your overclocked AMD, keeping it cool? -Gorky LMFAO At Lavas expense (cause unlike the dimwitted M*****B) he can take it and retort in kind...... lol David Harrison 03-17-2005, 01:57 AM Originally posted by gorky Lavalamp? Why lavalamp? Are you hot?Yes, I'm damn sexy, and if you say any different I'll insert my lavalamp into you. SIDEWAYS. Btw, I didn't understand your whole first paragraph. gorky 03-17-2005, 02:15 AM Originally posted by David Harrison Yes, I'm damn sexy, and if you say any different I'll insert my lavalamp into you. SIDEWAYS. Ouchie. Though I'd have my sweet (maybe not the best adjective) revenge by ramming it into you jet-propelled processor cooler (http://www.coolermaster.com/index.php?LT=english&Language_s=2&url_place=product&p_serial=ACB-V83-U2&other_title=+ACB-V83-U2+Jet%207%2B). S*** that would hurt. Though the situation is a relevant as there is no possible way you could you not be damn sexy with a sync like that. About the 1st paragraph, I was just ranting about my name and how it's the shortest one so far and how some people read it wrong because I spell it Aj instead of A.J. General rant material. -Gorky rp6 03-24-2005, 09:25 AM Hi,I am a new one here too.I came from China. gorky 03-24-2005, 11:54 AM Originally posted by rp6 Hi,I am a new one here too.I came from China. Welcome to the forums! How is China? I've always harbored a desire to go there. -Gorky Ben Rogers 03-24-2005, 03:21 PM Originally posted by rp6 I came from China. 'Ello. BTW, if you ever come overseas (or to Europe/Australia/whatever) be sure to get a shirt that says "made in China." ;) rp6 03-25-2005, 04:26 AM Great Changes have taken place in China.I am in Shanghai.It is a beautiful city. There are many textile factories in China.And I am major in textile material and fabric design. My msn:rendeliang@hotmail.com,I am glad to meet you! webdeveloper.com
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