Wanna hear a funny joke?

[Code One]

Ok . . . A lady is taking a shower and her husbands down in the basement working on something and the lady is washing away until she hears a knock at the back door, her being a curious lady jumps out of the shower, wraps a big towel around her, and proceeds to see who is knocking on the back door. She opens the door and a man she has never seen before is standing there. She says,"Hello. Can I help you?" The man says, "Hellllllooooo." and pauses for a second then he countinues to speak, "I hope you wont get offened by me saying this mamm but you are a really beatiful lady, just beatiful." The ladys face starts to turn red, he countinues, "I have never seen quite a woman like you in all my life." The lady in aww says, "I bet you say that to all the gals." The man quickly adds, "You know what? I think your so beatiful I would be willing to pay you 300 dollars if you would take off that towel and just let me get a quick peek." The lady thinks for a while about all the different ways she could spend that money and agrees. So she drops the towel and the man says, "Gee mamm what a looker! You sure are one pretty lady!" The lady cant help but to feel flattered she smiles. The man adds, "You know what I think you are so beatiful, heck probably the most beatiful woman in the world, and I'll tell you what I'd be willing to pay you another 100 dollars if you would just turn around for me, just so I could get a full picture of you, just so I could always remember just how pretty you were." The lady thinks a while and says to herself well why not I've already come this far, and I could sure use 400 dollars, why not? So she does as the man asks and turns around. The man very much pleased he hands over the 400 dollars and leaves.
About a minute later her husband comes running up the stairs and says, "Honey who was that, that just left?" She says, "I don't know I never saw the man before." Her husband says, "Well what did he look like?" She says, "Well, he was about 5'8", he had a bald head, he wore glasses, and oh he had a long scar on the left side of his face and, and he was driving a white Lincoln." Her husband thinks for a second and snaps his fingers and stomps his foot and says in frustration, "Well why didnt you come and get me? That was my cousin who was suppost to come over and pay me back that 400 dollars he owed me!"

:)


Hope you enjoyed!


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P.s. Now I know this isnt a forum for laughing it up with jokes and such so let me add a developing question in ok? Is it possible to add the (hr) tag to an alert box and if so how?

Thanks

CO

[jdavia]

Originally posted by Code One
Is it possible to add the (hr) tag to an alert box and if so how?
Thanks
CO
Put enough text in it and it will break by itself
As for the Button, just give it a hard break.

<FORM NAME = "DemoAlert">
<INPUT TYPE = "button" VALUE = "This
is
an
Alert ..."
onClick = "window.alert('This is a test ...This is a test This is a test This is a test This is a test This is a test This is a test This is a test This is a test This is a test ');">
</FORM>

Now where is my prize?

[Code One]

Hey hope you liked my dumb joke, I heard it on the radio today some older gentlemen said it real slow but kept it interesting and I thought at first he was just babbiling and when I heard the punch line I was rollin'. I am just easily amused I guess.
Anyway . . . for that answer you get no prize, cuz your answer sucked . . . :) -----> just kidding ------->;) .
I guess there is no way to add an hr tag to an alert since I tried for about 4 hours straight again, -------> just kidding.
If you want a prize you can buy a happy meal, all I got is smiles -------->:) hahahhahhahahahhahahahahah


Im out of here

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[jdavia]

Originally posted by Code One

It was too clean for me.
I saw it as <BR> but it was <hr>. OK

<FORM NAME = "DemoAlert">
<INPUT TYPE = "button" VALUE = "This is an Alert ..."onClick = "window.alert('This is a test .This is an alert with a horizontal line ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ');">
</FORM>

Make sure that the only space is after the word line (it changes when posting here)

line -----

[Code One]

That looks like it may work!

Thanks


Code One

[pyro]

I'd do it more like this:

alert('This is some test text\n ________________\n\n This is more text.');

[jdavia]

Originally posted by pyro
I'd do it more like this:

alert('This is some test text\n ________________\n\n This is more text.');
I see what controls the width. I was trying to solve that, Is there a default width to the box before a new line is made? If so I get it as about 60 spaces.
Thanks

[pyro]

The max width of an alert box is 5/8 of the screen width. On 800x600 it can be 500px on 1024x768 it can be 640px, etc. Is that what you were asking?

[jdavia]

Originally posted by pyro
The max width of an alert box is 5/8 of the screen width. On 800x600 it can be 500px on 1024x768 it can be 640px, etc. Is that what you were asking?
Yes, it was what determined its width.
Thanks pyro

[jdavia]

So you like laughter

Check these out
<YourOwnTime>

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</YourOwnTime>

[Code One]

better!

Thanks for that pyro.


Code One

Oh and Jdavia your links are pretty cool thanks alot!

CO