Greatest Signatures

[Sup3rkirby]

Sorry if there is a topic like this already up. I am lazy and don't search for this stuff, so if I don't see it in my mechanical/visual search, then I just assume it's not there(not a good idea).

I don't remember names except NogDog(believe that's it). That is hilarious. Oh, and somewhere I saw someone with:
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
I knew that was very nicely thought up, and so I really knew it'd be funny. And me being slightly retarded, it took me awhile to figure it out. But when I did(at a random moment of the day), it burst out lauging. Gosh I'm slow.

There are plenty good ones. So post up some of your favorites. Or some of the worst(please don't be mine. please don't be mine. please don't...).

[buntine]

Dave:

"And there's Bill Gates, the...most...famous...man in the...ah...Microsoft." -- A TV commentator for the 2000 Olympics.

[Sup3rkirby]

haha, I remember that one. Another good one
In a world without walls or fences - who needs Windows and Gates?!

[hooloovoo24]

Actually, I love this part of yours, Kirby:

This is the world's smallest text - *Not Actual Size*

And this from Mr. Bob:

King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't.
King Arthur: Well, what's that, then?
Black Knight: I've had worse.

[Sup3rkirby]

wooo hooo. Someone actually likes at least part of my signature. I actually thought that up randomly one day... It was either the largest or smallest, and smallest seemed better. I have thought of similar wierd things for signatures, but don't use like:

- Can't Touch This -
- These Windows need to be cleaned... -
- Where's the door? -
- What do you expect from a frameless, painless Window? -

*The last three are for Microsoft haters, and the first, well if you don't get it then think literally*

[hooloovoo24]

Well, I like your whole sig, but that was the best part. I like the 1st Windows one a lot, too!

[Sup3rkirby]

Well thank you. For some odd reason no one has ever emailed me about putting their link there.......

Your sig is good, not bad, but one thing. That last one(not the link), could be controversial. I know you didn't say it, but it is the saying itself that some may find.... well, I think you know. But hey, it's a free country, and a cheap internet......(just made that up, maybe I could add that to my sig...)

[hooloovoo24]

Well, no one's ever complained (well, besides you, but I wouldn't call that post real complaining). If they do, I'll take it off.

[rhsunderground]

i vote for me. narcicism anyone?

[Sup3rkirby]

Oh, not in a sig, but these are more MS jokes..(I made up the first one)

- Someone should tell Microsoft that Windows work better when open -
- Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Me either. -
- Double your hard drive. Delete Windows -

[Sup3rkirby]

just thought of something. To me, it's funny. Goes along with my avatar so look at it as you read this:

- IEFox, the new, WORKING version of IE.

[NogDog]

I think the audience for mine might be a bit small: they need to know a little something about both HTML and quantum physics.

[HostBreak]

Actually, I love this part of yours, Kirby:

This is the world's smallest text - *Not Actual Size*


Man I like this one :D

[hooloovoo24]

I think the audience for mine might be a bit small: they need to know a little something about both HTML and quantum physics.

Yours, NogDog, I obsessed over until i understood it. I googled "Schroeder's Cat" and everything. :)

[Sup3rkirby]

- This is the world's largest text - *Actual Size May Vary*

I think I am using that in my sig too. What do you "*Not Actual Size*" users(Total: 2) think? A good or bad follow up to my other one?

[NogDog]

Yours, NogDog, I obsessed over until i understood it. I googled "Schroeder's Cat" and everything. :)
w00t! Welcome to the mind-bending world of quantum physics. :)

[MstrBob]

You know how much time on Wikipedia I spent reading all this stuff, man? Mind boggling - all because of a quote!

[Mausau2000]

Originally Posted by hooloovoo24
Yours, NogDog, I obsessed over until i understood it. I googled "Schroeder's Cat" and everything. :)
Dogpile.com is better than google...

MstrBob's sig is very funny so is NogDogs (4 any one that understands quantiam pysics) :)
My Sig is not that good but i use it anyway :)

[hooloovoo24]

I think having it together like this:

This is the world's smallest text*
This is the world's largest text*

*actual sizes may vary

[HostBreak]

I think having it together like this:

This is the world's smallest text*
This is the world's largest text*

*actual sizes may vary
This is the best way to do it. :D

[Sup3rkirby]

I think having it together like this:

This is the world's smallest text*
This is the world's largest text*

*actual sizes may vary
haha, even better. hmmm..... now I don't feel right to use it, since you came up with that...

[hooloovoo24]

I didn't come up with it. You did. I just...formatted it.

[hooloovoo24]

BTW I just realized I missed reading the last page of posts. Ha ha. Anyway...now that I'm all caught up...I'll stop confusing myself. hopefully.

[theuedimaster]

Wikipedia.. yum... The cat thing is clever :D.

[emblem]

this is a sig on a forum of a diffrent site but it is really funny:
http://send.inixos.net/cake.png

[emblem]

In my sig at the bottom just wondering if anyone gets that

[Mausau2000]

Um no....

[Stephen Philbin]

Mine tend to be a bit boring really. Anything amusing I think of tends not be be the sort of thing that should be put on a public forum. I did actually think of something the other day, but I forgot it.... :rolleyes:

[jeff_archer7]

I like mine
I think you will find it is the best

[Sunny G]

How bout my signature? Hmmmm?
I never give my real name out online. All you need to guess it is in "My Websites".
Yes, it does start with a G.

[Mausau2000]

Neather do i my name is Mausau on line and ****** off line :)

[Sunny G]

Really? Your name is Mausau? Nobody knows my real name... 'cept you.

[jeff_archer7]

How bout my signature? Hmmmm?
I never give my real name out online. All you need to guess it is in "My Websites".
Yes, it does start with a G.

Whatever you think GRANT
I may pay a visit to
2054 Applegate St. Philomath
I'm in Oregon next month on a business trip

[Mausau2000]

By the way my name is not Mausau in the real world only online :)

[thedigitalnomad]

[edit]Or not. I guess we can't have images in our signatures. Fair enough.

In that case, NogDog's is the best.

[Mausau2000]

NogDog's needs intelect to solve...

[thedigitalnomad]

Well, hey-- I like jokes like that. Of course, I'm always up for a good fart joke, too. :D

[Sunny G]

OK, Jeff. My name is Grant. You spoiled it for everybody!
You stupid imbecile! I live OUTSIDE of Philomath.

[emblem]

i really dont get nogdogs sig but i still think its funny

[NogDog]

i really dont get nogdogs sig but i still think its funny
http://www.phobe.com/s_cat/s_cat.html

[Mausau2000]

it is funny how a sig can spark an leaning experiance :)

[maffmommie]

The only valid use of the BLINK tag: <p>Schrodinger's cat is <blink>not</blink> dead.</p>
I immediately feel in love with this one. A year prior, I'd just completely my senior thesis on Schrodinger's Equation. :cool:

[thedigitalnomad]

I had a cat named Shroedinger, actually. We called him Shroeder for short. He's dead now, so I think that solves the problem ;P

Still, great fun.

[Mausau2000]

By the way a new version of the Actual size may variy sig

THE WORLDS LARGEST TEXT*


*At time of printing :)

[PeOfEo]

mine is the best.

[PeOfEo]

http://www.phobe.com/s_cat/s_cat.html
Note to PETA: This is only a theoretical experiment...
...and it's okay, anyhow, because I ate the cat when I was done.
Copyright 1999 phobe.com

[NogDog]

mine is the best.
__________________
"Verily I say unto thee, Geocities is the seed of Beelzebub"
Hmmm...it does rather remind me of the Tower of Babel. :)

[Ben Rogers]

Mine, not existing, thus has an awesomeness factor of 0, and a content factor of 0, meaning mine has infinite awesomeness. TAKE THAT! This of course implies that awesomeness is equal throughout all parts of the content.

[PeOfEo]

No, It does not mean your sig has infinite awesomeness. The way I see it your signiture is has an undefined awesomeness... division by zero. Mine however has an awesomeness rating of 15.75 because my awesomeness factor is at 378 and my content factor is at 24

[Ben Rogers]

It's 0=0. Infinite! Shush. You're just mad because my siggy's better than yours. :D

[rhsunderground]

if i was really mean i could make a sig for ben, and implement it as well. but i'm a nice guy, so i won't.

[Ben Rogers]

Lol. You know you spend too much time online when signatures are a threat.

[Sunny G]

Hey cool avatar rhsundeground!

I changed my signature. Do you guys need glasses?

[PeOfEo]

apparently not.

[Sup3rkirby]

Hey cool avatar rhsundeground!

I changed my signature. Do you guys need glasses?
hmmmm, you know...... I can see perfectly fine. Except one small thing. I am colorblind. I wouldn't say I need glasses, but that white text on that offwhite or whatever bg is a challenge for me. I noticed something there, but the colors are too similar for my eyes. :(

[Sup3rkirby]

I really like my new and improved sig. My entire sig is original and all thought up by me!(and a little formatting from hooloovoo24).

[EDIT]
Oh, and the first 2 parts I got a little idea from Sunny G and my refridgerator.

[peachsorbet]

Chuckle, not to beat a dead horse (or cat) but NogDog's nick not only made me learn about Schrodinger and his cat, it also led me to buy the short story called "Schrodinger's Kitten" by George Alec Effinger, which I heartily recommend.

[emblem]

Hey cool avatar rhsundeground!

I changed my signature. Do you guys need glasses?
I cheated and highligted the text :p
i can read white on silver (for some odd reason) but not multi colored text

Edit:
My old forum accounts sig was funny (jsguy (http://www.webdeveloper.com/forum/member.php?u=14760))
(lost password for account)(to *LAZY* to gwet it back)

[Zach Blume]

I think the audience for mine might be a bit small: they need to know a little something about both HTML and quantum physics.
Oh. My. God.

I actually got that one. That's sad. Very.

[LJK]

Yeah,
I only thought of Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
:-[

El

[Sunny G]

I cheated and highligted the text
i can read white on silver (for some odd reason) but not multi colored text
Yeah, to read it at school I have to select the text too. At home I use a LCD monitor, so it is much easier to read. Even the smallest text is readable!
HP vs 19c

[Sunny G]

Hi Ben Rogers...