a deliciously pointless thread

[rhsunderground]

i've seen this game before and i think it's awesome. here's how it works:

smash your head against your keyboard, like such - hj[u - and then create an acronym for your creation.

hj[u becomes "Hopping Java [script] Underwear"

i shouldn't have to tell you this, but keep it clean. now smash away!

[MstrBob]

kiyuo


Oww...

Kids In Yugoslavia Understand Ojibwe.

Why not?

[gchick]

sdbg

scientist discovered big galaxy :p

[theuedimaster]

z

zangy

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

zujhtr
zip underwear just happen to rock

took a while!

[pointfiftyae]

_uiui

hmmmm...

_ Unsuspected Intelligence of the Uruguayan Iguana... for example.

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

z

zangy
that one is long

[the tree]

hjn

Hyperactive Javascript N00bs.

fr

Funky Ranchers

gf5t

Get faster, 5 times (faster).

gu

Godamn umbrellas.

This is fun.

[Ultimater]

xj.lvdm

Good L-rd! Why do I get a Period!?(rhetorical question)....
Ehh.... How 'bout:
X-tra Joy. Lunch vith de macaroni.

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

vith de macaroni? hehe

[Stephen Philbin]

Well I gave it a good whack and..... Nothing. I must have an illiterate head.

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

try again?

[Stephen Philbin]

Yup. Same result. Looks like I could do with sending my forehead off to school.

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

what about you try until you got an acronym and i'll find something for you, or someone else will..?

[bathurst_guy]

fyhu7t

Find Your Heart Under 7 Thorns

[NogDog]

vfgber

Voluptuous females get bug-eyed responses.

Or, for the physicists:

Vertical Fresnel gratings bend emitted radiation.

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

vfgber

Voluptuous females get bug-eyed responses.

Or, for the physicists:

Vertical Fresnel gratings bend emitted radiation.
hahahah!!

[wamboid]

dftbgv

doing foolish things bathing gives vertigo

[PeOfEo]

nmjh

norwegian midgets jump high

[rhsunderground]

hjyu7

hey - juice your underwear, 7!

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

ghmn

god hate mexican nachos

[gchick]

ppjk


pirate parrot jokes kudos

[David Harrison]

vbgf

Very big grape fruit.
Vernon bought good fleas.


njhb

Naughty Japanese hunting bees.
Now just hold back!


vfg

Very foxy girl.
Volcano fart gas.

[Ultimater]

omhc

Oh My Holy Church!

[JPnyc]

Veils for Gorillas.

[David Harrison]

Just passing near your cottage.
Jennifer's psychologist nicked your car.
Jumping past naughty young chav's.
Join Phillip's new yoga class!

[Stephen Philbin]

Jab people neglecting your *beep*

[David Harrison]

Obviously he means "children", because you should never neglect a poor innocent child.

Though why it was censored is beyond me...

[Ultimater]

I think he was aiming at a four letter word ending in a "k" :D

[theuedimaster]

7 nm 0

7 necrophiliac midgets 0wn

[emblem]

so this is what you guys do on your spare time :p

iwrotf

Idiots Wrote Ridiculously Outfitted Theatre Film

[Sunny G]

dxfgyhi

Darn xysters fail grilling young hares immediately

Hmmm... That seemed kinda dark.
Just FYI, a xyster is a doctors tool for scraping bones and I've never eaten rabbit. (Nor Duck). I'll never eat duck!

[PeOfEo]

I think the goal is to come up with ones that make sense :x

[rhsunderground]

where's the fun in that?

[theuedimaster]

hjtrsg

Hit Jimmy through rotten salty garbage

[Sunny G]

where's the fun in that?
Exactly!

fyhg

fatty yougurt has glucose

vlj

vampires love jam

jhrfc

jam has raspberries for crispness

sadwef

salmon add dimethylmercury with every fillet

(dimethylmercury is an organic and very toxic form of mercury found in salmon, tuna and predatory fish. It bonds easily and quickly to the protein in the fish's muscle tissue.)

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

I'll never eat duck!
poor yourself, duck is a really tender and tastefull meat, one of the best

[gchick]

i have never eaten a duck too in my whole entire life...they say it taste like chicken.

[rhsunderground]

it's like a cross between chicken and pork. it's really good.

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

the meat is slightly dark, darker than chicken anyway ;)
when prepared well it is really tender and juicy, not as "dry" as chicken.
it does not however taste like chicken

[chrismartz]

rtf
really, that's false?!

[Ultimater]

it's like a cross between chicken and pork. it's really good.
What's pork taste like? :D lmfao

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

i've heard that crocodile quite tastes like chicken, has any of you tried it yet?

[gchick]

crocs!?! i've never eaten any reptile.....although my mom ate frogs...ewww...

[Mausau2000]

ilhm'h' a a ok fs
I love hitting my 'head' above a old keyboard full stop

[Sunny G]

poor yourself, duck is a really tender and tastefull meat, one of the best
i have never eaten a duck too in my whole entire life...they say it taste like chicken.
it's like a cross between chicken and pork. it's really good.

the meat is slightly dark, darker than chicken anyway
when prepared well it is really tender and juicy, not as "dry" as chicken.
it does not however taste like chicken
You're all mad, insane, crazy duck eaters. My ducks are pets, not food.
I'm the keeper of the world fluffiest duck, world's friendiest duck and the world sweetest ducks. That's 13 total.

asfgj

already salmon fillets get jelly

There is no convincing me otherwise!

[MstrBob]

Want some Duck Recipes (http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zduck.html)?

Sorry, sorry. :p Twas mean of me.

I'm just as horrified when I read about cat recipes! :eek:

nbdfsgs

N00bs Believe Dat Forums Should Grow Spam

???

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

frogs legs are great to eat!
Never ate cat tho.

surely ducks are nice to keep as pet...but i prefer them in my plate ;)

4zh
4 zebra hiding

[LeeU]

i've heard that crocodile quite tastes like chicken, has any of you tried it yet?

"Now how did the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like, huh? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like, uh...Oatmeal or Tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken for example. Maybe they couldn't tell what to make chicken taste like which is why chicken tastes like everything!" [From "The Matrix"]

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

good quote

[Sunny G]

surely ducks are nice to keep as pet
You bet! Ducks have soooo much more personality than chickens. Infant chicks don't follow you around, but ducklings do. Chicken scratch and cluck. Ducks clear out every parasite in your garden, are super friendly (I take mine to petting zoos) and have a greater diversity.

kjh

kangaroos jump high

dfyh

ducks flatten your hedges

[Mausau2000]

I had 2 dux as pets..
They r friendly expept 2 other people :( in a way they were guard dux)
sdfgf
Stupid dogs fry good food.
???

[Sunny G]

I like telling people that one of my ducks (Butch) is an assassin ninja who follows them around everywhere. In reality, Butch is an indian runner. He needed a tough name because he is a cute lanky duck. I'll post pictures later...

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

that will surely make me hungry

[gchick]

bigsh

bread is good 'specially hot

[theuedimaster]

jumjmi

Jimi upset mom's jello-made island

[Sunny G]

kjixdsefr

kangaroos jump into xylem despues spinach eats fat radishes

Xylem tubes are those stringy things in celery. They are in all plants, just more annoying in celery. Despues is "after" in spanish.

[Sunny G]

Here are pictures of me and three of my ducks (Butch, Mango and Sax)
I'm the guy in the yellow shirt showing my duckys off at a petting zoo.
http://www.peak.org/~kvkk/Pictures/PETTING%20ZOO%202004.html

In these photos I'm the guy in the green 4-H clover shirt.
http://www.peak.org/~kvkk/Pictures/PICTURES%202003.html

I'm the one in the green 4-H shirt without the clover (in the bottom photo group)
http://www.peak.org/~kvkk/Pictures/PICTURES%202001.html

dfryuhgklo

da flowers rot years underground hopefully growing knots laughing obviously

dfg

ducks fry gophers

sawwedrtf

Salmon ate walruses with every darn radish they fried

[theuedimaster]

9yhvfr

9 yummy horses villify Fred's roses

[bringerofnight]

crikey your right croc tastes like chicken mate.
my crocodile hunter impression is cool.

[bringerofnight]

hey sunnyg where are you at in those pics i think i know someone in one of them.

[hooloovoo24]

k,yujm
Kay, you umbrellas jump mercilessly!

fgvb
(my) favorite guy (is) very Billy.

few
Fevered Engineers Weep

era
Enraged Rhinos Attack!

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

ho! you are back hooloovoo24

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

ubh

use both hands!

[hooloovoo24]

ho! you are back hooloovoo24

Yeah, I've been rather busy lately and haven't had time to waste here! :)

ejw

Even Jung Wept

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

cxd
cool xylophon drum

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

waste time???

[hooloovoo24]

You don't call this wasting time?

ewf

Emohawks waste feelings.

[Sunny G]

hey sunnyg where are you at in those pics i think i know someone in one of them.
Are you stalking me?

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

You don't call this wasting time?

no...it is mostly useful! :p

[hooloovoo24]

Hmm...I suppose you're right. Maybe I need to get my priorities straight!

;) :p :)

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

;) hehe

[theuedimaster]

rfty

rich farts tease youths

[emblem]

tgvbtgbvbvtgtgvbgvbgvbtv tgvbgvbtbtgv
Tavern Gabbies varnish button tape giving blue violet blurs vibrating to grand tooter giving viles bulging green vomit barfed (up) ground (and) vile button tacos violating tavern games vrandishing big girls vomiting (because of) Breath
tubes bulging too giant viles

dont ask

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

what the...hehehhe!

[rhsunderground]

tgvbtgbvbvtgtgvbgvbgvbtv tgvbgvbtbtgv
Tavern Gabbies varnish button tape giving blue violet blurs vibrating to grand tooter giving viles bulging green vomit barfed (up) ground (and) vile button tacos violating tavern games vrandishing big girls vomiting (because of) Breath
tubes bulging too giant viles

dont askdid you roll the keyboard on your head?

[Ultimater]

mdlfcsdmhgc
Michigan Dogs, Like Felix, Can Slurp Dried Mouthwash. How Goes Cats?

[Sunny G]

did you roll the keyboard on your head?
LOL, that's the fad now.

ltgfdrclopwdes

Iguanas take garlic from ducks running & clopping on padded walkways down every street

[aznchong91]

uij
ugly indian jam

[David Harrison]

trh

Torturing ruthless heathens.
Trashing run-away's hopes.

kjb

Killing Japanaese babies.
Kevin just bombed.

[aznchong91]

yh,mkvbgkjbh

yo homie, my kickas* van blew god's kar jack back home

wtf....

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

dcg

dry cucumber gum

[pointfiftyae]

vbgnhj

Vectors Breathlessly Give New Headaches, John

could not get rid of this J ;)

[Daniel T]

Okay, this is annoying... I just hit myself in the head with a keyboard 20+ times and got NO output each time. Now my head hurts.

Thankfully, I noticed that the Google search bar in Firefox reacts differently than Word/OpenOffice. I shall now try in OpenOffice...

6ygh

6 yellow gates help.

As you can tell, hitting my head with the keyboard didn't help the creative process :(

[Mausau2000]

If u have an Animal try putting that across...

[theuedimaster]

hedwrt

Hellish Emus destroy wrong, rabid turtles

[Mausau2000]

lol

[Mr Initial Man]

jhb

Joke Habit Bad


56

Erm... 23+33=?

piohb

Peek in on... Erm... this can't be suggestive, can it? :o

[hooloovoo24]

fsef
Firefox Steals Explorer Fans

[Ultimater]

Woot, that one should make global usage in no time.

[Sunny G]

vkjmhgc

vegitables kill jolly mangos, hogs, goats and vagabonds

trfjhglumdfclkij

turtles rule for jolly hogs, geese, leopards, urchins, monkeys, ducks, fryers, chimpanzees, lynxs, kangaroos, iguangas, and jaguars.
(That was a really bad acronym:()

[LiLcRaZyFuZzY]

nice one hooloovoo!

[aznchong91]

uytfj

ugly yucky ticks found john

[Sunny G]

345

Uhm.... Leet? EAS

eat after salmon