WOOOHOO! Done with one College Essay!

[theuedimaster]

Finally done with one essay! Yeah baby! Only like 7 more to go ;).

[rhsunderground]

the joys of college...

Ode To An Ethics Paper
12:58, and I just woke up
This will be great, I want to throw up.
Sitting here, staring at the screen
Clumps of hair are being seen
Upon my desk while I just stare
It is a mess, what's written there.
"My ethics paper," what should I say?
A great black vapor has taken my day.
It sits in ink and burns my eyes
"Try to think, and not plaguerize."
'Okay,' I say, 'I'll get this done'
'As soon as I have a small bit of fun.'
So a game goes by of Minesweeper
And my mind is falling deeper
Away from homework, more to my mood
Enough of this quirk, I'll get some food.
So I walk to the cafè for
A bit of milk and something more...
Pizza? Hot dog? Salad? Fries?
I think of the fog that clouded my eyes
"I must go back to write some more!"
I grab a Big Mac and sprint for the door
"Oh, forget that, I'll just walk back."
I stop and chat, but don't walk on cracks.
Sooner or later, I'm in my room
I assume the crater will be my doom
For in front of this box that has my life
Are dirty socks that give my nose strife.
So I go do my laundry, so nice and clean
I make a new boundary that comes in between
Me and my homework, like water and oil.
One small perk so my brain will not boil.
A quick game, then a paper I'll write.
I finish in shame, and summon all my might
'I WILL get this done, nothing will stop me.
I've had all my fun!' Now I have to pee.
I get done with that and I sit back down
I take off my hat and wipe off my frown.
I've only five pages and plenty of time
I'll do it in stages, because that's what's prime.
"Oh my!" I scream as I look at the clock.
"I haven't done anything and it's twelve o'clock!"

[aznchong91]

nice one