beyond ponderous

[khaki]

....well

i just had to do it...

it just feels right

;) k

[JackTheTripper]

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him,

"Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Again?

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

Man: Hmmm...

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.

In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.. Some things you just can't explain.

[khaki]

yeah...

that exact same thing happened to a friend of mine's ex-boyfriend.

they broke up of course...
but he and the cow are apparently still seeing each other :rolleyes:

(some things you really just can't explain ;) )

way to kick-it-off Jack! :)

;) k

[pyro]

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