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    IRS Genie A man has spent many days crossing...

    IRS Genie

    A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel
    dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed
    his last, when all of a sudden he...
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    Hi all Just cant let this thread die, I just...

    Hi all
    Just cant let this thread die, I just made up my own joke, what do you think?

    Q Why do you never see big tits on a ballarena

    A because they would go out of balance
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    Airbag Contest a Success! (don't read this if you...

    Airbag Contest a Success! (don't read this if you don't like reading about blood and gore)

    DETROIT -- With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11 percent since...
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    The Gambler During the Great Depression, there...

    The Gambler

    During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."

    The...
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    Military Aircraft Warranty-Survey Form Thank...

    Military Aircraft Warranty-Survey Form

    Thank you for purchasing the Defender F-12 military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty...
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    UPDATED EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK DRESS CODE It is...

    UPDATED EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK

    DRESS CODE
    It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you...
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    A couple of days with no one posting any jokes?...

    A couple of days with no one posting any jokes? Has everyone ran out of humor? Or are you still busy reading my last batch of jokes?

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    A plane was taking off from Kennedy...
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    It sounds like a con job. If they are smuggling...

    It sounds like a con job. If they are smuggling what ever it is, and you accept it you get in trouble with the law. I had something simalar come in my email and god knows how they got my email.
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    Traditional Roulette An african ambassador...

    Traditional Roulette

    An african ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally...
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    Peeing With God's Help 70-year-old George went...

    Peeing With God's Help

    70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you...
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    Retirement Notice Due to the current financial...

    Retirement Notice

    Due to the current financial situation, management has decided to implement a scheme to put all workers over 30 on early retirement. The scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged...
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    Federal Employees These quotes were taken from...

    Federal Employees
    These quotes were taken from actual Federal (US) employee performance evaluations...

    "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
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    This is a list of what all the advertising terms...

    This is a list of what all the advertising terms on products really mean...

    NEW - Different color from previous design.

    ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.
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    Hey Neo -A nice long one for ya! ;) Help Desk...

    Hey Neo -A nice long one for ya! ;)

    Help Desk Callers
    During my years working in IT support, I have become more and more interested in the many types of people who call IT help desks. Like a...
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    It's strange, after being a user of computer...

    It's strange, after being a user of computer software for a while, you begin to pick up on some disturbing similarities to a not so squeaky clean industry out there. Is this telling us something?
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    As we "celebrate" the first 25 years of...

    As we "celebrate" the first 25 years of Microsoft, we take a look ahead at what the future holds for the next 25 years at Microsoft...

    2001 .NET system goes online, human decisions are removed...
  17. and to add to that I give you this site...

    and to add to that I give you this site
    http://www.hevanet.com/peace/microsoft.htm

    It talks about the connections windows XP tries to make to a Microsoft server that tonyh has not already...
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    I just noticed you said fridge. My teacher said...

    I just noticed you said fridge. My teacher said freezer. I had a look on google and found some interesting articals. 200 ways to revive a hard drive is one of them.

    Will post a new thread about...
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    So this lady goes to her doctor and explains that...

    So this lady goes to her doctor and explains that her husband can't get it up like he used to and their sex life is suffering. The doctor asks, "Have you heard of a new drug named Zyban?" The lady...
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    hi all I have paid for the hard drive and...

    hi all

    I have paid for the hard drive and should be here in a week,

    I got this hard drive http://www.seagate.com/support/disc/specs/sata/st3300831as.html
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    Are You Ready To Have Kids? Test 1 Women: To...

    Are You Ready To Have Kids?

    Test 1
    Women: To prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. After 9 months remove 10% of the beans....
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    An attorney and a Catholic priest went golfing...

    An attorney and a Catholic priest went golfing together. The priest tees off, followed by the attorney who lands his first drive right into a sandtrap. "Goddamnit I missed!" the high-strung man...
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    I haven't got my new harddrive yet, I am only...

    I haven't got my new harddrive yet, I am only coping and pasting jokes from directly from the internet.

    the reason I was not active before is that my video card did not support windows 98 even...
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    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman...

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future...
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    Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from...

    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and...
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