<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">
var numberOpen = 1
//this causes a random statement to appear
function banner() { } ; b = new banner() ; n = 0
b[n++]= "Haha"
b[n++]= "ROFL"
b[n++]= "LoL"
b[n++]= "LMAO"
b[n++]= "Jokes"
b[n++]= "Don't get pissed"
b[n++]= "Don't close your computer"
b[n++]= "I love Javascript"
i=Math.floor(Math.random() * n) ;
var randomDiss = ( b[i] )
//different things happen depending on the number of times a new window is opened
if (numberOpen == 1) {
var popUp = window.open('http://fancyguppy.webs.com/javascript/onload%20onunload.html','numberOpen');
}
else {
if (numberOpen >= 2 && numberOpen <= 4) {
document.write("LoL, now you can't close it. Don't worry, keep trying, you'll find a way :P");
var popUp = window.open('http://fancyguppy.webs.com/javascript/onload%20onunload.html');
}
else {
if (numberOpen >= 5 && numberOpen <= 10) {
document.write(randomDiss + ", keep trying!");
var popUp = window.open('http://fancyguppy.webs.com/javascript/onload%20onunload.html');
}
else {
if (numberOpen >= 11) {
var popUp = document.write("Try minimizing everything, then closing the windows one by one.");
}
else {
var popUp = document.write("Something went wrong, tell me (Leo J.) about it");
}
}
}
}
function openLoop() {
numberOpen++;
var returnThis = popUp;
return returnThis;
}
</script>
<body onUnload="openLoop()">
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