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    I applied for a job today, wish me luch

    I applied for a job at my local Apple store today. That would be like the best job ever, getting to work with something I love. Man I really hope I got it, wish me luck!

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    Re: I applied for a job today, wish me luch

    Originally posted by RefreshF5
    Man I really hope I got it, wish me luck!
    Good luck. I am going to take a class in A+ this summer I hope (i need to get info on it like cost, how long etc) so I can work at a local comp store here during the year.

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    good luck

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    Re: I applied for a job today, wish me luch

    Originally posted by RefreshF5
    I applied for a job at my local Apple store today.
    I like how you make it sounds so trivial. "my local Apple store" Our nearest 'Apple store' is at least 4 hours away. Anyway, good luck man!
    -Dan

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    Re: Re: I applied for a job today, wish me luch

    Originally posted by DanieLTomaS
    I like how you make it sounds so trivial. "my local Apple store" Our nearest 'Apple store' is at least 4 hours away. Anyway, good luck man!
    -Dan
    Our apple store is right next to our apple cemerary.

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    Re: Re: Re: I applied for a job today, wish me luch

    Originally posted by PeOfEo
    Our apple store is right next to our apple cemerary.
    PHP Code:
    <?php
          
    if($PeoMeant == "cemetary")
          {
                print(
    "WTF is an 'Apple cemetary?'");
          }
          else if(!(
    $PeoMeant == "cemetary"))
          {
                print(
    "<a href='http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cemerary'>cemerary</a>");
          }
          else
          {
                print(
    "You feelin' OK Peo?");
          }
    ?>
    I hope you can read that Peo. I know it's not in your language. I did that mainly just to piss you off. It's the weekend though, so it's good to have some fun.
    -Dan

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    Good luck!

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    Heres that MASSIVE program in C.
    Code:
          if (strcmp(PeoMeant, "cemetary")) 
                printf ("WTF is an \'Apple cemetary?\'");
          else if(!strcmp(PeoMeant, "cemetary")) 
                printf("<a href=\"http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cemerary\">cemerary</a>"); 
          else 
                printf("You feelin' OK Peo?");

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    in java
    PHP Code:
    public class Peotalk{
        public static 
    void main(String Peomeant) {
            if (
    peomeant == "cemetary") {
                
    System.out.println("WTF is an 'Apple cemetary?");
            }
            else if (
    Peomeant != "cemetary") {
                
    System.out.println("go here:<a"
                
    "href=\"http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cemerary\">cemerary</a>");
            }
            else {
                
    System.out.println("You feelin' ok Peo?");
            }
        }

    and in vb.net as if it were in an asp.net page
    PHP Code:
    <script runat="server">
    Sub Page_Load(Src As ObjectAs EventArgs)
        
    dim peomeant as string
        peomeant 
    request.QueryString("peomeans")
        if 
    peomeant "cemetary" then
            lblpeomeant
    .text "WTF is an 'Apple cemetary?"
        
    else if peomeant <> "cemetary" then
            lblpeomeant
    .text "<a    href=\"http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cemerary\">cemerary</a>"
        
    else
            
    lblpeomeant.text "You feelin' ok Peo?"
        
    end if
    end sub
    </script>
     
    An apple cemetary is the place where people take their apples right after they buy them because they are broken and junky.
    Last edited by PeOfEo; 04-18-2004 at 04:18 PM.

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    Originally posted by PeOfEo
    An apple cemetary is the place where people take their apples right after they buy them because they are broken and junky.
    nice peo

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    JavaScript version. This is fun, we ought to post and see how many translations of the same program we can get in different languages.

    PHP Code:
     meaning = (peoMeant=="cemetary")?"WTF is an 'Apple Cemetary'?":(peoMeant=="cemerary")?"<a href=\"http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cemerary\">cemerary</a>":"You doin' OK, Peo?";
     
    alert(meaning); 

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    only problem is that the link will not work since it won't parse in the alert, but I like the idea

    My favorite, VB:
    Code:
    Private Sub cmdHuh_Click()
        Dim PeoMeant As String
        PeoMeant = "..."
        MsgBox(GetMeaning(PeoMeant))
    End Sub
    
    Private Function GetMeaning(PeoPhrase As String) As String
        If PeoPhrase = "cemetary" Then
            ' ...
        ElseIf PeoPhrase = "cemetary" Then
            ' ...
        Else
            ' ...
        End If
    End Function
    In full application mode too
    Last edited by steelersfan88; 04-20-2004 at 01:12 PM.

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    We should do like the 99 bottles on the wall song or something. lol.

    Edit: By the way, good "luch," F5.

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    well its the new off topic forum ,so whoever wants to lead us thru ...

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    Originally posted by PeOfEo
    An apple cemetary is the place where people take their apples right after they buy them because they are broken and junky..
    i thought that was the apple store...
    here's the code in AOL :
    PHP Code:
    <AOL type="chatroom">
      if(
    $POMnt == "dedzon"
          { 
                
    prnt("WTF is 'Apl dedzon?'"); 
          } 
          
    els if(!($POMnt == "dedzon")) 
          { 
                
    prnt("<a href='http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+dedzon>dedzon</a>"); 
          } 
          
    els
          

                
    prnt("r u ok PO?"); 
          } 

    </
    AOL
    .

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