I applied for a job at my local Apple store today. That would be like the best job ever, getting to work with something I love. Man I really hope I got it, wish me luck!
Originally posted by RefreshF5 Man I really hope I got it, wish me luck!
Good luck. I am going to take a class in A+ this summer I hope (i need to get info on it like cost, how long etc) so I can work at a local comp store here during the year.
Originally posted by DanieLTomaS I like how you make it sounds so trivial. "my local Apple store" Our nearest 'Apple store' is at least 4 hours away. Anyway, good luck man!
-Dan
Our apple store is right next to our apple cemerary.
Re: Re: Re: I applied for a job today, wish me luch
Originally posted by PeOfEo Our apple store is right next to our apple cemerary.
PHP Code:
<?php
if($PeoMeant == "cemetary")
{
print("WTF is an 'Apple cemetary?'");
}
else if(!($PeoMeant == "cemetary"))
{
print("<a href='http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cemerary'>cemerary</a>");
}
else
{
print("You feelin' OK Peo?");
}
?>
I hope you can read that Peo. I know it's not in your language. I did that mainly just to piss you off. It's the weekend though, so it's good to have some fun.
-Dan
if (strcmp(PeoMeant, "cemetary"))
printf ("WTF is an \'Apple cemetary?\'");
else if(!strcmp(PeoMeant, "cemetary"))
printf("<a href=\"http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cemerary\">cemerary</a>");
else
printf("You feelin' OK Peo?");
public class Peotalk{
public static void main(String Peomeant) {
if (peomeant == "cemetary") {
System.out.println("WTF is an 'Apple cemetary?");
}
else if (Peomeant != "cemetary") {
System.out.println("go here:<a"
& "href=\"http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cemerary\">cemerary</a>");
}
else {
System.out.println("You feelin' ok Peo?");
}
}
}
and in vb.net as if it were in an asp.net page
PHP Code:
<script runat="server">
Sub Page_Load(Src As Object, E As EventArgs)
dim peomeant as string
peomeant = request.QueryString("peomeans")
if peomeant = "cemetary" then
lblpeomeant.text = "WTF is an 'Apple cemetary?"
else if peomeant <> "cemetary" then
lblpeomeant.text = "<a href=\"http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cemerary\">cemerary</a>"
else
lblpeomeant.text = "You feelin' ok Peo?"
end if
end sub
</script>
An apple cemetary is the place where people take their apples right after they buy them because they are broken and junky.
JavaScript version. This is fun, we ought to post and see how many translations of the same program we can get in different languages.
PHP Code:
meaning = (peoMeant=="cemetary")?"WTF is an 'Apple Cemetary'?":(peoMeant=="cemerary")?"<a href=\"http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cemerary\">cemerary</a>":"You doin' OK, Peo?";
alert(meaning);
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only problem is that the link will not work since it won't parse in the alert, but I like the idea
My favorite, VB:
Code:
Private Sub cmdHuh_Click()
Dim PeoMeant As String
PeoMeant = "..."
MsgBox(GetMeaning(PeoMeant))
End Sub
Private Function GetMeaning(PeoPhrase As String) As String
If PeoPhrase = "cemetary" Then
' ...
ElseIf PeoPhrase = "cemetary" Then
' ...
Else
' ...
End If
End Function
In full application mode too
Last edited by steelersfan88; 04-20-2004 at 12:12 PM.
Originally posted by PeOfEo An apple cemetary is the place where people take their apples right after they buy them because they are broken and junky..
i thought that was the apple store...
here's the code in AOL :
PHP Code:
<AOL type="chatroom">
if($POMnt == "dedzon")
{
prnt("WTF is 'Apl dedzon?'");
}
els if(!($POMnt == "dedzon"))
{
prnt("<a href='http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+dedzon>dedzon</a>");
}
els
{
prnt("r u ok PO?");
}
</AOL>
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Our nearest 'Apple store' is at least 4 hours away. Anyway, good luck man!
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