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    Originally posted by Paul Jr
    Oh, really? You have this big ol' 50 pound sheer, and you really think I'm going to stand still long enough for you to swing it at me? Man, you aren't that bright, are you? I'd have you stuck half a dozen times before you could even lift the thing.
    How long do you really think it'd take to land a blow with the things? It's not like I'm wielding some big battle-ax. And the thing is made to cut through sheet-metal. In shears vs. knife, I'd go with shears. Plus, the shears got the whole extended reach thing going on.

    Here, I found a pic. Mine's a bit larger, though, and has a sharp point, but it gives you and idea:

    http://gauntlets.org/tools/benchshears.htm

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    Originally posted by MstrBob
    How long do you really think it'd take to land a blow with the things?
    Longer than it'd take me to stick you with my blade, that's for sure.

    Originally posted by MstrBob
    And the thing is made to cut through sheet-metal.
    So? I'm not sheet-metal.

    Originally posted by MstrBob
    Plus, the shears got the whole extended reach thing going on.
    Yes, but they're a few hundred times heavier and probably more clumsy to handle than a knife.

    Originally posted by MstrBob
    Here, I found a pic. Mine's a bit larger, though, and has a sharp point, but it gives you and idea
    I'm supposed to be scared of those things? I'd have you stuck more times than you could count 'fore you even knew what hit ya.

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    (1)I've found human flesh to be easier to cut than sheet metal
    (2)I could stab you as fast with the sheers as you could stab me.
    (3)Because of #2, and the length of them, I don't have to be as close => I live.
    (4)I don't get what you mean, they're clumsier. They're not at all difficult to handle. They're actually nicely balanced, and pretty easy to manipulate. If they weren't, how would I be able to cut out anything?

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    1. Uh, okay.
    2. No, I doubt you could.
    3. So? I know I could easily out-maneuver you.
    4. I said probably. I've never held a pair of 50 pound bench sheers, so I couldn't say for sure. They may be nicely balanced, but they are still a lot heavier than my blade.

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    They're not any heavier to the point where it makes much of a difference. I just don't see how they'd slow me down any. Obviously, I can't flick it like a pocket knife; probably similar to a sword then.

    Anywho, why are we arguin over this fictional event?

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    Will you guys please shut the **** up?
    Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

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    Originally posted by MstrBob
    They're not any heavier to the point where it makes much of a difference. I just don't see how they'd slow me down any. Obviously, I can't flick it like a pocket knife; probably similar to a sword then.
    I could still stick you a few times before you could swipe at me.

    Originally posted by MstrBob
    Anywho, why are we arguin over this fictional event?
    It's a matter of pride!

    Originally posted by lavalamp
    Will you guys please shut the **** up?
    No. What got your knickers all in a bunch?

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    Originally posted by lavalamp
    Will you guys please shut the **** up?
    I second that.

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    Originally posted by Ben R.
    I second that.
    You would.

    Mr. Bob, sir, I propose we put our feud aside for a moment, and kill Benny Boy and possibly Mr. Harrison.

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    Originally posted by Paul Jr
    You would.

    Mr. Bob, sir, I propose we put our feud aside for a moment, and kill Benny Boy and possibly Mr. Harrison.
    No, I wouldn't. I don't like repeating myself. Hey, just because I don't like listening to 2 teenaged nerds catfight doesn't mean you have to flip on me. *Shrug* And, hey, Harrison was the one to suggest this! Off him, not me! *Runs off*

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    Originally posted by Ben R.
    No, I wouldn't. I don't like repeating myself. Hey, just because I don't like listening to 2 teenaged nerds catfight doesn't mean you have to flip on me. *Shrug* And, hey, Harrison was the one to suggest this! Off him, not me! *Runs off*
    Yes, actually you would -- and we aren't two teenaged nerds catfighting -- and I find it offensive that you used the numeral 2 in place of the actual word. Harrison may have suggested it, but you went along with it, so that makes you just as guilty as if you had suggested it yourself! I CONDEMN THEE!
    Last edited by Paul Jr; 08-29-2004 at 01:01 AM.

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    Originally posted by Paul Jr
    Yes, actually you would -- and we aren't two teenaged nerds catfighting -- and I find it offensive that you used the numeral 2 in place of the actual word. Harrison may have suggested it, but you went along with it, so that makes you just as guilty as if you had suggested it yourself! I CONDEM THEE!
    No, I wouldn't, 'cuz I already would have. Sorry. Two nerds cyber catfighting, and I was using 2 to refer to the number two, so why get biatchy?

    Well, I'm condemned so I'll let you and Bob get back to your round of cybering. Have fun.

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    There are 2 cars. <== This is gramatically incorrect.

    There are two cars. <== This is correct.

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    Originally posted by PhillMc
    There are 2 cars. <== This is gramatically incorrect.

    There are two cars. <== This is correct.
    So? It's not like I used it as a sub for 'to' or 'too.'

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    I could barely tolerate the gay RPG talk, but argueing over who's got the best weapon is just too much.

    Oh and don't call me Harrison, either David, lava, Dave or lavalamp please.

    And if after that you call me please then you are even gayer than the people who say "teh".
    Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

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