One time me and my friends were trying to barbeque some chickens for dinner, and my friend couldn't start a fire in the thing, so she started pouring lighter fluid all over the charcoals and then lit a match. By this time of course I was a safe distance away, and a good thing too. She ended up burning off all her eyebrows and seriously scorching most of her hair.
And they say that bbq-ing is a man's job. HA!
Fell in love with his Keno waitress,
They honeymooned in Memphis,
They were married by the drive up window.
Trailer parks, neon signs,
And an empty box of Lucky Strikes,
All used up on the dashboard of America.
--All You Can Ever Learn Is What You Already Know (The Ataris)