02-16-2009, 04:22 PM
Where pies are blue???
Originally Posted by chestertb
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
03-08-2009, 05:44 PM
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement!
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
03-02-2010, 06:20 PM
"My wife has the worst memory."
"Forgets everything, eh?"
"No, remembers everything."
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck
careens around the corner, out of control, and
broadsides the Rabbi.Father Flannery watches this event
unfold, and as he runs toward the Rabbi, he notices that
Rabbi Stern first touches his forehead, then his
stomach, then each shoulder. As Father Flannery
reaches the Rabbi, he kneels and makes the sign of
the cross himself."Rabbi, I notice that you crossed
yourself after getting up from the accident. It's a
miracle, must be! Have you seen the light? Do you
believe, man?""Aw, heck no!" replied Rabbi Stern,
"I was just checking.""Checking? Checking for what?"
Rabbi Stern begins the ritual again, and follows each
movement with: "Spectacles... Testicles... Wallet... Watch
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
03-04-2010, 07:38 PM
I went to a charity event last night for women with no legs......
The floor was crawling with fanny!
03-10-2010, 06:16 AM
Internet Explorer. (I don't think I need to explain that one.)
03-10-2010, 05:45 PM
HAHAHA! No you don't, could we add Vista to that? funny as...
Originally Posted by Robert Wellock
04-07-2010, 04:49 PM
ROFL @ Ultimator! That's great stuff!
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