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    You know when you're a Geek when instead of...

    • "thank God", you say...
      • "thank XML"
      • "thank Berners-Lee"
      • "thank WAG"
      • "thank CSS"
      • "thank Firefox"

    • "of the devil" you say...
      • "of Bill Gates"
      • "of Microsoft"
      • "of IE"
    Last edited by Mr Initial Man; 12-16-2005 at 11:28 AM.

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    hahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Initial Man
    You know when you're a Geek when instead of...
    Lol!

    "of the devil" you say...
    -of Dell
    **(o)>***<(o)
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    when a friend has you clean viruses off of their computer and you have to stop yourself from cleaning off IE.
    "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it is too dark to read." - Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhsunderground
    when a friend has you clean viruses off of their computer and you have to stop yourself from cleaning off IE.
    rofl! that's awesome.
    my computer suffers from short-term memory loss.

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    You know you're a geek when your mother comes into your room and catches you with a photograph of a computer with the cover off and suntan lotion on your hand.

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    eww!

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    ...
    "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it is too dark to read." - Mark Twain

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    hahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jick
    You know you're a geek when your mother comes into your room and catches you with a photograph of a computer with the cover off and suntan lotion on your hand.
    *Bursts out laughing*

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    You know you're a geek when you actually spend time thinking of a "you know you're a geek" joke in this thread.
    **(o)>***<(o)
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    you know you're a real geek when you don't have to spend time to think of a "you know you're a geek" joke to post in this thread. you just think about what you already do.
    my computer suffers from short-term memory loss.

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    when you know someone else that is also a geek

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    Quote Originally Posted by thewebman
    you know you're a real geek when you don't have to spend time to think of a "you know you're a geek" joke to post in this thread. you just think about what you already do.
    I thought that was what I was doing...
    Quote Originally Posted by Jick
    You know you're a geek when your mother comes into your room and catches you with a photograph of a computer with the cover off and suntan lotion on your hand.
    Just kidding... Why would I do something like that? *shifty eyes*

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