There are three small problems with your script. The lines ending in "Maybe this will teach you to mind out own business", and "would be a couple" (they're lines 26 and 27 in your file) have an odd number of quotation marks in them. I think the ones right before your closing </b> tags are misplaced.
Also, in the second line mentioned above, there is a space in one of the variables that needs to go.
then it will work!