Seeing as how I spent over a year and half development in Flash, and have worked in a web department for 3 years and have helped hundreds of people on this forum, I would venture to guess I'm not an idiot either. Typically when you ask for help and people are taking the time out of their to provide some assistance, you provide them the answers to their inquiry.
There's no need for the tone. My guess would be you don't have Flash player installed in your browser? Another guess could be you haven't embedded it properly on your page? Maybe another guess is that the paths to the files aren't correct.
You're not providing any useful information back to us to alleviate or resolve the issue.