Anything?!?! Who are you hosted by? How did they manage that? I doubt this somehow.
I'm not to familiar with JS, so I'll give you a PHP solution instead, I'm sure someone will come up with one for JS.
$text = "love";
$text = "hate";
$text = "have no opinoin regarding";
$choice = $text[ran(1,count($text))];
?><!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01//EN"
<title>My opinoin on PHP</title>
<p>I must say, I <?=$choice ?> <abbr title="HyperText Preprosessor">PHP</abbr> don't you?</p>