Well I've been a member for 17 months. So far I've had 36 in total.
2 spam, 1 gmail request, 1 "can you help me with my post in the html forum?", 1 asking about my heart, 1 from a friend requesting my audience elsewhere, 2 thanking me for my help, 4 from someone that used the internet to find me again, 5 from PJ asking if I'd be a moderator, 1 from Rizzo congratulating me on my being made a moderator and a bunch of others asking how to make spiders, sort out Linux or if I'd like to work for some company or another. I've actually had a few more than 36 thinking back. I had more than 1 from my mate asking me to adorn a rubber suit and save the world, I just deleted all but one. I remember a few more thnkyou's too, but I also deleted them.
Oh yeah, last but not least - the classic: http://www.webdeveloper.com/forum/showthread.php?t=72547